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woah mama, tasty road kill

how come my dashboard smells weird

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woah mama TERFs do not interact cuz the king is all about boy cunt and girl dick hummina hummina awhaa yeah

Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina

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woah mama, this is actually what I wrote blue hawaii about

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

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woah mama, just wait until you see what this Elvis pelvis can do

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yeah mama

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woah mama, what a delicious con-gre-gation

I just thought you should see these

Woah mama I know all of them. We have a discord server

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woah that's Hawt take mama

I think it'd be reeeaaalllyyy funny if like all the Elvis accounts were run by one person but absolutely no one knew

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woah this one tasty post mama

Woah mama apparently the gays have a whole month now! Congratulations! Next you take the whole year, right?

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can I have the food and drug administration

Had a dream that Elvis had become president, and then he just started appointing other Elvises to various roles and by the time I woke up the whole government was Elvis.

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awh yeah mama

i'll buy the penis and popcorn

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yeah mama

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woah mama let's eat shit

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no way mama

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I asked a friend of mine whether he thought I should text my crush and he said "Yes, death is coming." like whoa slow down Dostoyevsky I'm trying to have romantic handflappy girlvibes brunch with you not join the Petrashevsky Circle

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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

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Did a little fan art of a popular post on blue sky.

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth