benoit blanc investigating the roman senate: "now what do we have here? by golly, it seems to me we might have some sorta knives out situation on our hands here gentlemen"
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on todays episode of unhinged grindr messages: someones opener at 4am
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ok one more: tj listens to like. lil pump
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"Brutus' eyes penetrated every sensitive spot of Julius' body with steely determination. He had a feeling he would scream for god before he knew it and the anticipa..."
oh that's embarrassing, accidentally posted an excerpt from my WIP on tumblr dot com
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I think 1 day will be enough for this one tumblr
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I sigh gently as I put my ides of march posts back up on the shelf for next year.
"now what?"
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I'm not great at drawing, but I do love the latest Magnus twink
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reasons why staff hasn't given me polls:
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 I don't know how polls work
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if you Ever eXperienCe someonE running and PanTing to get on the traIn, FIrsT make way, Second keep ACtivating the dOors, and finally Part ways
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aw 2012 tumblr, you would have loved this picture taken in the moment of realisation that I need to buy new ink
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Brutus wakes up and checks his Pokémon Sleep progress. An update pops up on the screen. As he reads it, a smile spreads across his face, and with giddy determination he whispers to himself, "well it sure is world sleep day for some dictators hehe"
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someone please add a Tumblr path that just says nap or something of equivalent value
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more like Kissinger my ass haha get it
anyway thank you for coming, there are scones and biscoff buscuits by the exit
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woah across the spider universe really covered all the time lines
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tumblr dot com please remind me of this at 8pm Berlin time today, 6/2/24
-mozzarella (x2)
-tomatoes (x5)
-basil
-magnesium tablets
-pimapple juice
-snack of the moment (x1)
-drop of film roll at dm
-laundry
-make ice cubes
thanks,.love u
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