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[isabelguerra]

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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You guys really liked my last poll so

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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“he is just some guy” YEAH WELL HE IS MY SOME GUY

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isabelguerra’s #1 izjo anthem. Drives me craaaaazy

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i Have many emotions about Richard Spender it makes me physically ill like im a baby bird being pelted by rocks sorry

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Paranatural is an absolute masterclass in the Chekhov's gun principle

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Watched Sing (2016) again. Dont hmu

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i so desperately want “razor rex” ie the person presenting themself to be razor rex to be principal pleezdoo bc 1. i still think about isabels “i know who you are” speech and how it HAS to have relevance beyond “hahaha isabel got the wrong person and tackled the principal” and 2. razor rex is this giant hulking creature and principal pleezdoo is half the size of a 7th grader and i think thats hilarious

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if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much i would make him wait out side so i could go in first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up

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Out of all the business trips work has taken me, i was not expecting Mayview to be one of them, but it’s pretty cool considering this is also just Left Of My Hometown And Otherwise A Very Normal Trip. Hold on guys i think i see some sort of large invisible dome wall approaching

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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now

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When i was 16 i was terrified of kissing people and also wanted to kiss people with ravenous abandon. Therefore

While I don’t have izjo kiss during yule, and having them do so would mess with the theme and overarching message, in some universe out there they do shove off to a broom closet and make out for 40m

Ive never said the phrase make out and izjo publicly until now so im gonna go throw up. Bye

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Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed

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"he has a terrible personality" well yeah. obviously thats part of the charm