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I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

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These pics always remind me of each other

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does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did

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So I redrew it…uh Lesbians

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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

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the hours between 8-11pm should be reusable. optional mini time loop you can rewind and start over if you had more tasks to do or another book to read or the first three hours hanging out w your friend weren’t enough

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and when you're sad, i'll sit with you

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First look at The Vampire Lestat (2026)

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hand it over pipsqueak 🍰

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Puffin sketch

-3127

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getting murdered but it's so traumatic i repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy

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always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

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dont worry. he will have your tire patched in a jiffy. yes, it will probably be with his own saliva and small twigs, but he will do a great job

(x)

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wild cats are awesome because they range from “that’s just a cat”

to “are you sure that’s a cat”

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my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here