Mary. 37. I just don't understand shrimp. fivewhatfive @ ao3
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sometimes i hear other brazilians being like "no i couldn't stand it in the south, it's too cold" and i'm like "ok you guys are exaggerating", but it feels like 6C right now and i think i'm gonna jackie taylor myself
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Tight End University would never have survived the 2000s it would have been pummeled into the dirt
it sounds like something that should only exist in the American Pie universe. or a cut lyric from Busy Woman. charlotte pls help i don't have the maturity for this ("Tight End Era" COME ON)
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Never going to forget the time I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he announced "my soldier still goes to war with his helmet on" as a way to let me know he was uncircumcised and I laughed so hard
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Listen. The statement "Ted Cruz pisses his pants on purpose 'cause he likes the wet warm feeling between his legs" is about as bipartisan as it gets.
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Tight End University | Nashville, TN | June 23, 2025
Hunter Bell 'Brookie Top' - $199.50 Hunter Bell 'Eva Skirt' - $297.50 What a delight to wake up to see Taylor in a greeeeeeeeeeeeen set!
Last night, Taylor attended a Tight End University party. The annual event, also known as TEU, brings together tight ends across the league to bond and train together. She attended the celebration wearing a green(!) gingham two piece by Hunter Bell, a new-to-Taylor designer. The gingham print feels casual, but the coordination of the set feels put together. Great for a night out in Nashville! And, of course, the colour is perfect.
In my initial search, I happened to see the skirt retails on Anthropologie which really serves as quite a throwback. There was a time in Taylor’s style history when she not only exclusively wore coordinating sets just like this (particularly in a crop top + skirt silhouette) but when she would also snag many pieces from Anthro. One more fun fact? I was a little tickled to see that Hunter Bell launched her eponymous label in 2006. Sounds like someone else I know.
#like YES OKAY i do love taylor in green and that dress is very cute#but i REFUSE TO ACCEPT TIGHT END UNIVERSITY#“brings together tight ends across the league to bond and train together” UH HUH I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TRAINING#taylor swift
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Useful life hacks:
Spice up your prose and really make your writing stand out by using exciting active verbs such as "bite" and "tear" and "rend" and "rip" and "feed" and "hunt" and "devour" and "chase" and "run" and "eat" and
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you're telling me Travis Kelce & co started something called Tight End University and it's not a place where jocks go to get their holes obliterated?
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Some words will never leave God’s mouth, no matter how hard you listen.
#hey fuck you that hurtssss#lottie i love you baby#i'm so sorry the show hates you#here have a kiss and some anti psychotics#lottie matthews#yellowjackets#gif set
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Save Henry (S03E09) ONCE UPON A TIME (2011—2018)
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does anyone here know about the brazilian asymmetric warfare meme campaign against portugal?
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Your bestie comforting you after you break up be like (cr xxokate)
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