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i love this website i just feel at home here you know
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always remember, friend,
now go in peace
This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.
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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te
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you put an Apparently Reasonable Amount of dried pasta in boiling water and it turns into Much More Pasta than Anticipated
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OH MY GOD ITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HERE
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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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we did the best we could to extract the perfect columbo reaction gif, and here it is - been wanting to make this for bloody weeks
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Not to like be too enamoured with celebrities but Stellan Skarsgård really is some kind of nationall treasure
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Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha
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Kitten check-in

Bonk, Bonkers, Bongo. He's the sweetest potato in the world. Last time he had a check-up, the vet couldn't properly listen to his heartbeat because he wouldn't stop purring. He runs to us when we call him. He puts himself to sleep in his bed. He's a piggy who steals his sister's food and loves to rough-house too much. He has the soul of an adventurer.



Bink, Binky, Princess. She's the biggest and prettiest kitten in the entire world. Emphasis on biggest, to the tune of 5.5kg at 7 months. She plays fetch without being taught. She wakes me up for aggressive middle-of-the-night cuddles. She has the world's most glorious tail. She disdains fluffy beds and loves hard surfaces, especially cardboard cat scratchers of all sizes. She hates noises, gets mad at us when we sneeze, and I'm pretty sure she'd be terrified by a running leaf if we took her outdoors.



Thank you for reading! Have another kitten photo as a reward.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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have you tried yelling
i have no idea what youre referring to but of course ive tried yelling
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