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i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

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girls do this:

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When a butch has a carabiner that says "NOT FOR CLIMBING" that's so unfair. I should be allowed to climb them at least a little bit

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a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

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The great thing about legitimately passing as siblings is you get to absolutely shatter a normie's day. One time me and Liora were getting drinks at this café, and the cashier tried to card Liora while getting the drinks, she didn't have hers with her, so i had to go up and show my ID instead, said we were twins. He went "ahhh", gave us our drinks, and we sat down. Later i saw him looking in our direction, so i grabbed Liora by the jaw and and full on put my tongue in her mouth... The fucking look on his face is etched into my psyche

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watching @nanowrimo within a single hour:

make an awful, ill-conceived, sponsored post about "responsible"/"ethical" uses of ai in writing

immediately get ratio'd in a way i've never seen on tumblr with a small swarm of chastising-to-negative replies and no reblogs

start deleting replies

reply to their own post being like 'agree to disagree!!!' while saying that ai can TOTALLY be ethical because spellcheck exists!! (???) while in NO WAY responding to the criticisms of ai for its environmental impact OR the building of databases on material without author consent, ie, stolen material, OR the money laundering rampant in the industry

when called out on deleting replies, literally messaged me people who called them out to say "We don't have a problem with folks disagreeing with AI. It's the tone of the discourse." So. overtly stated tone policing.

get even MORE replies saying this is a Bad Look, and some reblogs now that people's replies are being deleted

DISABLE REBLOGS when people aren't saying what nano would prefer they say

im juust in literal awe of this fucking mess.

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Did these ten seconds change your life and never leave your mind, or are you some kind of boring non-robot "human" person?

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wife just called me a "devastating woman" and i think thats the single sexiest compliment i can think of

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Smoke Break

I don't draw Helen enough so I figure it might be fun to make her one of Quiver's coworkers.

((Smoking is bad for you, but much like vigilante justice, and bare-knuckle street fighting, it's something I can find enjoyable in fiction.))

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GIRLS RITUALS “EMERGENCY” [2017] ALBUM ARTWORK by REMY BOYDELL

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compliments from girls go hard