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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3
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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
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YAY its spooky pride flag season
(fyi: i didn't make any of theses, i got them from pinterest. full credit goes out to them! @notroxielol and @charlieeeee_3 on pinterest! and @FogPal on Twitter! :D )
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I have to do something drastic. Well maybe I don't but that's how I feel
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it’s literally thursday and im being so brave about it
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[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
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i love when i plug the charger into the wall and see a little spark but i survive. we live so close to dying every day. and in this terror our hearts only delight
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