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Me: *opens mail despite enormous anxiety usually preventing that entirely* oh haha it’s a debt ha ha

Also me: *hands shaking, reaches for the xanax, speaks to it softly* at least I have you

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my boyfriend doesn’t know i lift but last night i told him about how i got caught at target (kinda twisted the truth and said i stole waaaay less than i did) and he went 

“aw that’s kinda cute but you shouldn’t feel bad!!! me and my dad steal all the time. he hates corporate greed.” 

?!?!?!?! 

i’m in love

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you know whats great?

crime

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even tho I’m sad as fuck I laugh at everything

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Robitussin is red And you’re feeling blue. “No I’m not sick,” But is that the truth? “Use as directed.” No, that will not do. All the bottles are empty And now, so are you.

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boy oh boy do I sure love picking at my face wouldn’t it be a shame if it could cause

Skin Damage??

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good night, sleep tight, don’t let the government steal your basic rights

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i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

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IN THIS HOUSE WE FUCKING HATE COPS

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