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Goodnight

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reblog to make someone bisexual

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let’s kiss with mouthfuls of blood to deepen our bond

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I am to turn 102 this year. Thank you Pukicho for making my elder years as enjoyable as they were. I do not expect that I will find myself much longer for this world.

Wow. May God grant you life for but a few moments longer, so that you may read this post, and then you can go.

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"do you want women competing against trans athletes" yes? I also want women competing against male athletes. and competing alongside them. because segregating sports by gender is extremely shitty actually?

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Chappell Roan got canceled because people thought HOT TO GO! was promoting cannibalism. Also, she worked at the post office. 

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Writing Tips

Punctuating Dialogue

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➸ “This is a sentence.”

➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.

➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”

➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”

➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”

➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”

➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.

“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.

“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”

➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”

➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”

However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!

➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.

If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)

➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“

“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.

➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.

➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”

➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.

“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”

➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.

“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”

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not to be all i told you so about ancestry tests but 23 and me went bankrupt and can now legally sell human genetic information to the highest bidder, as per their privacy policy which was signed by approx. 15 million test takers

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I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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realised ive been woefully underutilizing the crown and the fun shapes it can be

i think it likes lamb best, and bc theyre the last god and dont have to fight off other gods from their power, they can afford to let the crown relax some. which means it gets up to stuff.

it puts up with a lot of bothering when lamb dresses it up in bows bc theyll also carry jt around when it wants, no matter how inconvenient. how alive is it? i have no idea at all it might be beyond human comprehension

that pokemon problem of letting humanoid vs animal pokemon sleep on the bed is not a problem to lamb bc they dont care

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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fuck this was supposed to stay a draft

oopsie 💔

Sluts can be found in Seattle

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europeans when people on a different continent use a different word for something

Sluts can be found in Seattle

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(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update