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ele/dele, they/them ; 🇵🇹
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isnot-here · 2 days ago
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isnot-here · 3 days ago
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New 'Bootcamp' boyband.
According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.
The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik
(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.
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Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,
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isnot-here · 3 days ago
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Being 22 is weird as fuck. Someone 5 years younger than me is effectively 3 sniffs old + just born. Someone 5 years older than me can have a PhD. I know someone my age who recently realised that by buying a bed they can sleep on something more comfortable than the floor but other people my age have kids. there are people younger than me becoming world-famous musicians and athletes. what the fuck is going on
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isnot-here · 3 days ago
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Mallorie stole a cheesy hot dog and has been growling over it for 5 minutes now. 
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isnot-here · 3 days ago
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isnot-here · 3 days ago
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how’s that house that raised you?
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isnot-here · 3 days ago
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ok astrology heads i'm going to post a start chart and you have to describe who it belongs to - no reverse searching the birth date, just read the vibes
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isnot-here · 4 days ago
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Recently in "strangely encouraging conversations with dementia patients"...
90yo woman, at least 20 years unmoored in time, with a reputation for grumpiness: You're a man?!
Me, 28yo trans man with a very small beard, rare male nursing/healthcare staff member for this area: Yes.
90yo: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
90yo: Are you looking to be a boy or a man or a woman?
Me: I'm a man.
90yo: You'd be very pretty as a girl.
Me: Thank you.
90yo: You're a girl with a beard?
Me: It's just my face.
90yo: You should shave it so people will see you're a girl.
Me: That's why I grow it.
90yo: You should grow it so people will see you're a man.
Me: This is as long as it gets right now.
90yo: Is it your hormones?
Me: Yes, they were a bit low.
90yo: Are you a girl growing into a man?
Me: Yes, I'm a man.
90yo: You're a very good man.
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isnot-here · 4 days ago
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Small penises aren’t bad, balding isn’t bad, being short isn’t bad, being fat isn’t bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they’re bad) the better.
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isnot-here · 4 days ago
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I think teens need to be able to go to trusted adults and say “I saw something in a porn video that freaked me out and now I’m worried I’ll have to do it too” and then the adult can say “it’s ok to be nervous about sex, but remember that you don’t have to do ANYTHING you don’t want to do, ever, no exceptions” and this should be an ongoing conversation to remind young people that sexual desire isn’t monolithic and they are not uniquely weird, cowardly, or undesirable for expressing their feelings, and they deserve sexual partners who prioritize consent & autonomy always
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isnot-here · 4 days ago
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Being Transmasc is wild because first you’re a girl and you’re weak whiny emotional irrational annoying and uppity and “on your period” and you’d be prettier if you smiled and stopped making everything about feminism all the damn time
and then all of a sudden you’re a man and you’re ‘the problem’ and you just want to oppress girls and talk over women to validate yourself and make it all about you because all men ever do is take over the conversation and be abusive and use their toxic masculinity to bludgeon everyone around them and like
The whole time you’ve always just been you
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isnot-here · 4 days ago
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isnot-here · 4 days ago
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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
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isnot-here · 4 days ago
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You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits
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isnot-here · 5 days ago
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Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is such a weird theory because it's like there's a very obvious explanation for why middle school kids who didn't have dysphoria before might suddenly have dysphoria. Like huh weird I wonder what very obvious and widely known change that could cause kids to suddenly become very uncomfortable in their gender or sexual identity starts in between the ages of 10 and 14. Guess we'll never know. Must be peer pressure to *checks notes* become the only gender minority in your whole school singling you out for harassment by your peers. Couldn't be puberty suddenly giving you new body parts/bodily functions that are wrong for you.
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