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it’s 100 degrees out and there’s a cockroach under a cup on my floor. god hates me because my ass is fat and my heart is frail.

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EVERYTHING

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Taken from my TikTok.

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You know, when I first started watching Star Trek, I wasn't expecting to watch Spock cum in public because his boy toy figured out how to make gunpowder, but here we are

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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i’m only 7 episodes into the original star trek but something about kirk scratches my brain so well hes just. such a guy. hes a nerd. hes a disaster bi. he likes to wrestle recreationally. he apologises after raising his voice even the tiniest bit. hes in love with his science officer. hes just a lil guy and i love him

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I hope you’re happy 💕

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Little girl eating a whole bag of chocolate chips at the dentist

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everything about doctor who is gay. he caries that little vibrator everywhere he goes. always has his trusty fag hag by his side. doesn’t know how to dress normal. can’t drive. happy pride doctor who.

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augh love my bed… #mybed

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I was talking with my writing instructor on how it can be excruciating to put too much of yourself into a book and then have people read it, and she was like “I know exactly what you mean, I always have to tell my mother ‘this character isn’t based on you; their issues are not our issues, I promise.’”

and I was nodding along and going “yeah, yeah, totally” but what I’d meant was all the weird old man bdsm scenes.

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The goodness of humanity is real, you can find it in David Bowie's outro for Under Pressure

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No context price of the phoenix but its not like the context makes it much better.

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starting girl scout cookie discourse. if you’ve had girl scout cookies from both bakeries, do you prefer little brownie bakers (tagalongs, samoas) or abc bakers (peanut butter patties, caramel delites). also is your preference the same as the girl scout cookie you grew up with?

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