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No but what if he's hype about some other space thing and not an eclipse that probably happens once every year or some shit? (Idk jack shit about eclipses, forgive the idioticity) like some other space thing happening soon and he just grazes over the eclipse, sure, he's got the best pictures, but the thing he's mapping out shit for? Not the eclipse

Tim Drake gets so excited about the eclipse that he cries

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I will have a portfolio of possible secret libraries to be available for clients when I get my architecture degree

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

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Me fr

I really hate a lot of stuff that happened in DC canon like Bruce slitting Jason's throat, Jason nearly killing Tim during battle for the cowl, and Damian trying to kill Tim when he was first introduced.

And as a fanfic writer it can be really hard to navigate these situations as you don't want your characters to be OOC, but you also can't imagine these scenes happening.

And then I realised that I can just create an AU where none of that happened and no one can stop me.

Look at me canon, I'm the writer now.

Edit: removed and corrected a few mistakes.

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KITTY

Kitties to drown out the bullshit

Kibty 🥺

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Max I had was a rabbit come in and a skunk invade the school backyard and demons

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Me with every poly ship I have:

i am a timkon shipper and a timbern shipper but that doesn’t make me a timberkon shipper even though i am one. that’s unrelated.

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I wish I was social enough to collect a gang that would do this so I could actually write the complex shit I'd like to

Oh well

This silly fucked up corner of fandom is nice tho

I will say, one of the really neat things about comic fandom is having friends who all are completely obsessed with different parts of the universe. Someone is really into the Batfamily and someone loves Wonder Woman, and a particularly masochistic person has kept up with everything editorial has done to Billy Batson--

It's lovely because while I'd LIKE to read everything, ain't nobody got that kind of time, and it's nice to have pocket experts to point you in the right directions, especially when you want to write something that really leans into the greater worldbuilding but really can't read though 100+ issues to find a scan for a weird niche interaction.

Friends kind of slap tbh. Maybe fandom is supposed to be a social thing?

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She would behave better and be less of an asshole probably

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Honestly, gimme it

I need TimBerKon but it's just Tim trying to set up his boyfriends with each other.

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People talking about him being Red Robin will be treated with the same humour and respect as people saying that Bruce Wayne is/was Batman because the butts match

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

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Gold

I love seeing panels that showcase Alfred's involvement in training the Bats, even helping Bruce, so I strongly suspect that Alfred trained the kids too (ex-MI6 agent) but that it was subtle enough that they didn't get it at the time.

Hide and seek, how to camouflage, acting lessons to sharpen their lying, teaching them to read people (both Bruce and the people they interacted with), got them to help him with re-enacting military battles so they understood strategy, recommended books when they were upset about something they were bad at, taught them how to speak in different accents, and routinely played to their strengths so they had reliable skills to fall back on.

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Somebody get this man some sense and shame and decent clothes please

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

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My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

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I'd dare say he's almost laughing or finds it funny too

I NEED YOU ALL TO UNDERSTAND JUST HOW HARD I LOST MY SHIT ABOUT THIS Because looking at this from Bruce's point of view is really funny, like they're driving on the highway, probably going like 80mph and suddenly there's a KNOCK ON THE WINDOW, you roll it down to see your eldest child on a hang glider who just wants to say hi, where he had to have angled that thing VERY PRECISELY to be able to knock on the window and not scrape those overly large wings on the ground or on the car, but this demon child of yours did it anyway because he thinks it's funny and all of that is very funny. But the real kicker was when I scanned back up to look at Alfred's face and promptly fucking LOST IT.

THAT MAN IS LOOKING IN THE SIDEVIEW MIRROR AND HE HAS TO SEE THIS IDIOT GRANDCHILD OF HIS COMING THIS IS THE FACE OF A MAN WHO SEES THAT HANG GLIDER COMING AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT RICHARD GRAYSON IS ABOUT TO DO THIS IS THE FACE OF A MAN WHO HAS SEEN SOME SHIT AND STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HE'S SEEING AND HE IS SO TIRED DOWN TO HIS VERY BONES LOOK AT HIM, THAT IS THE FACE OF A MAN WHOSE SOUL HAS LEFT HIS BODY, HE DOESN'T EVEN SIGH, HE DOESN'T LET BRUCE KNOW THIS IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ALFRED JUST JUST LOOKS OVER, SEES THIS HAPPENING, AND DOESN'T SAY A SINGLE FUCKING THING.

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don’t talk to him or his wonder woman build-a-bear