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Planes do exist in asoue.

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How can we learn more about Ellington Feint?

As the namesake says, “Art is dangerous.  It is one of the attractions: when it ceases to be dangerous you don’t want it.”  Draw near to danger at your own risk and thrill.

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What if when Quigley came back to Isadora and Duncan, he was so brainwashed by VFD, that he was hardly recognisiable?

Not their playful, clever brother, but a soldier prepped for war?

Now, he refuses help for things - in the sake of honour. He gazes into the distance and doesn't engage in futile discussions.

Duncan and Isadora can do nothing but grieve him twice.

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Violet Baudelaire and Isadora Quagmire: A Sweet Calm Together

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Isadora: I write poems ^~^

Sunny: gayass bitch lemme see

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more ASOUE fanart because i’ve been obsessed with it for 7 years and only now realised i have the power to draw

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child/preteen-aged beatrice wearing a frog-themed outfit? idk it just appeared in my head at the exact second i saw you were looking for art prompts, so-

oh, or also b&o with black nail polish, half of which is spilled everywhere, half of which is being used to paint their nails with.

i'm obsessed with your art by the way. have a nice train ride!

i always imagined olaf as having a secondary role backstage on costumes in the vfd theatre productions. based on this image

B: This is pretty garish, even for you, O. Garish means 'tacky', by the way.

O: Take your big words to the idiot that chose to put on Beatrix Potter, B.

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daring, dearest, dead.

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VFD Yearbook

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I cannot overstate how much of a fucking gift A Series of Unfortunate Events was to my developing child brain in ways I did not realize until my adult years. A series that captured the magic of a beautiful vocabulary, the humor in chaos and misfortune, the hopelessness of living as a child, the inherent tragedy that comes with simply being alive in the world, the tenderness and vulnerability buried in grief, and the value of resourcefulness and honing your unique talents. But more importantly, teaching that anyone —even a child— can be a champion of self-dignity and courage, that anyone —even an adult— can be flawed and weak, and how love is sometimes the only thing we have left that makes life somewhat livable when everything else is a fucking dumpster fire.

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she’s having a terrible childhood right now 👁

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we know 9 cows were arrested by authorities due to suspicions of connection to vfd but did we ever ask why the authorities are arresting those with connection to vfd

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Violet Baudelaire ♡

I love her, she is an inspiration to me

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sunny baudelaire, when imprisoned, could get out of any jail by eating her way through the dirt like a mole

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chekhov’s sugar bowl: if there’s a sugar bowl in the first act, it must be stolen by the third.

schrödinger’s sugar bowl: before you open the sugar bowl, what’s inside is both dead and alive.

occam’s sugar bowl: the sugar bowl contains sugar.

murphy’s sugar bowl: if a sugar bowl can be stolen, it will be stolen.

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kit: hey kids, wanna burn down a hotel for me? violet: ...eh, not the worst guardian we've had