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lincoln: “fraternizing” is such a fun type of relationship. like you’re not supposed to hang out with that guy so we’re going to use a word for it that makes it sound as cool and interesting as possible for you to hang out with that guy. lincoln: anyway who wants to fraternize with me. it DOES have to be gay and we WILL be making out btw.

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usnavi: i'll have you know that all of my systems are nervous actually

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sonny: while you were being heterosexual, i studied the blade

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lincoln: time sensitive question how to flirt boy

pete: Throw rocks at the

usnavi: Hot Dogs

daniela: kill him

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vanessa @ usnavi

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sonny: are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? vanessa: i’m a ‘i’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

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usnavi, holding a cauliflower in front of benny’s face: what is this? benny: ...a cauliflower? usnavi to pete: now tell him what you think it is. pete, arms folded: ghost broccoli.

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carla: i actually have a black belt

nina: in what, karate?

carla: no, from gucci

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usnavi: "writing things down" is nerdy? what do you do?

sonny: i just forget stuff like a cool person.

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pete: hello and welcome to my video blog, today i’m reviewing hair products.

pete: *sprays hairspray into mouth*

pete: i can tell you right off the bat that this one isn’t very good

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sonny: why is my hand shaky

pete: your skeleton is ready to hatch

sonny: this is so ominous thank you

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nina: my boyfriend is washing the dishes and i just heard him say “who do you work for? who’s your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water

nina: at least he’s having fun???

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Do you do rp?

nope, but i know that there are some on tumblr! idk their urls tho lmao search in the heights rp or something to that extent

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lincoln: benny, i'm not feeling great.

benny:

benny: *pulls out kazoo*

lincoln:

benny: *plays sad tune*

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sonny, in a high-pitched voice, holding a barbie doll: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to high school and starting a career!

pete, in a deep voice, holding a ken doll: nonsense, barbie, you're staying home and having my kids

usnavi: what the fuck are you guys doing

sonny: playing systematic oppression

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vanessa: you cook ten meals and you're not a chef

vanessa: you paint 20 paintings and you're not an artist

vanessa: but you kill ONE GUY

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abuela: daniela told me that instead of being sad, i should 'go get it, girl'. so i'm going to go get it, girl.

nina: get what?

abuela: i don't know. i'll get everything, just to be safe?