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monster!au sketchdump #2

1-2: monster swap!! purely indulgent, since if they were actually these monsters from the start, they'd all have turned out different.

3: price in his prime! he was a real tank, but he grew out of his destructive phase.

4: preening time with gaz <3

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puppy playtime!!

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new handler.

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human.

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more backstory that i wrote up for patreon heh:

Simon and Tommy had a complicated relationship as brothers. 

At a young age, Simon basically wrote himself off as a lost cause, and did the best he could to make sure at least Tommy had a chance to be a functioning human being. After all, Tommy was the gentler brother, the dreamer, the one who looked like their mother (who'd walked out on them years ago to escape their father). But Tommy got bitter, got sick of the one always being protected, being babied. He lost respect for Simon, for the way he wouldn't fight back, and in a twisted way, grew closer to his father as a way to learn how to be powerful, strong. It backfired, and Tommy got wrapped up in some bad business.

Simon's kid brother died while he was deployed. He got the news in the letter, and it broke him in a big way. In the story timeline, it was years and years ago but it still hurts like hell whenever Simon thinks about him. 

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monster au intros - konig and horangi!

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in action (part 3)

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okay how about Ista and Sorrel in #7, the poofier the better

Ista and Sorrel in poof winter clothes. They don’t really help spiders from the cold, but it’s the thought that counts.

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Currently unnamed, but I couldn’t stop thinking about making a drider comic so I let my brain have its lil moment and now I have a new unnamed OC. He’s sassy, easily annoyed, but overall a good person and can be overprotective.

In Estonia, spiders are seen as signs of good luck and protection, as well as femininity, so my D&D homebrew world now has nice drider that are fey type creatures instead of the clusterfuck that the Actual Drider are.

(I’m personally terrified of spiders to the point that I will throw up if I get spooked by them but making spider characters ain’t that bad honestly, it’s funny)

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Drider of the Red Knight

(Art by @nutellarella​)

So I finally finished a draft of a story I started like five years ago and have worked on intermittently since. The story features my Drider paladin Elinda, detailing her escape from the Underdark and eventual reunification with her girlfriend, Farina. Also features cameos from @wearepaladin​‘s Drow paladin character, Sayir Nerazon and her sister, Matron Zyr.

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I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

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Behold- Myth Shady merchant boi He loves green stuff more than his life and literally is allergic to money He prefers fair (not really) trades rather than gold

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mustering the courage to work in csp - a dragon portrait commission!

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Number of Goblins, ranked

One Goblin - That's just a goblin. He's probably just getting his groceries or something. Leave him alone, you asshole.

Ten Goblins -- That's a fairly normal amount of goblins. There's generally around ten goblins in any given situations. They're just here for aesthetic, so you know it's a fantasy world. Remember to tip them when you leave.

One Hundred Goblins -- Ok this is too many goblins, but this is a reasonable amount of too many goblins. Like, this is maybe an army of goblins or something? My point is that they're probably here for a good reason. Best not to mess with them, they're likely load-bearing in some way.

One Thousand Goblins -- This is probably a goblin town, in which case this is really more a case of One Human, which is a completely different list only available on goblintube. If not, all these goblins are lost. Return them to the goblin town. The orcs are worried.

One Million Goblins -- A million goblins? I'm not sure I've even seen a million things in my life , and now there's a million goblins? That's, like, all the goblins. Why are you at a convention of all the goblins? Are you a goblin? Actually, no, that would make sense. Yeah, that's probably what's going on here. Sorry you had to find out this way.

One Billion Goblins -- Ok, look, at this point you have clearly been sent to a future time where humanity is extinct and goblins have inherited the earth. I can think of no other explanation for a billion goblins. This sadly means that you're the weirdo, and you have to go be a cryptid now. At least you can find a phone and read the goblin creepypastas about you.

One Trillion Goblins -- How? What is happening? This is more goblins then there are birds, and they'll all in your house? How is your house this big? Wait, forget the goblins, how is your house this big? Are the goblins here to guillotine you? Probably! Move out of your stupid mansion and let the goblins have it, you weird rich bird-hoarding freak.

One Quadrillion Goblins -- One quadrillion? I'm only like 80% sure that's even a real number! Luckily, you won't have to deal with a quadrillion goblins for long, because soon they'll collapse together under their gravity, forming a far more manageable single planet-sized goblin. Picard's not gonna be happy about this one!

More Goblins -- Fuck off, you do not have more then a quadrillion goblins. Why are you lying? Are you worried I won't like you if you don't claim to have an implausible number of goblins? Don't worry. Your worth is not dependent on your goblin numbers. Go back to the actual number of goblins secure in the fact I love you, no matter how few goblins you have <3

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moomin sea slugs

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"Stick around! What kind of host would I be if I didn't have you for dinner?"

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Imagine this: you are me, you are reading up on dnd dragons, you wonder how small dragons can be and if in any continuity they stay that small

After the poll is up I will reveal my thought process