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King's lover
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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"
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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.
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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
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hey me and my inner child saw you from across the bar and I just wanted to let you know we hate your vibes. yeah she’s gonna kick your ass. yeah she’s in a bar and she’s 11. she kicked the bouncer’s ass too. My therapist told me to let her do this every Saturday
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Mont Saint-Michel, France | @mortenbenestad
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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.
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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax
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Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.
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Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick
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Via @danacea at Bluesky.
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