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(thinking about a zookeeper breaking down in tears because his favourite animal died) hehe, pretty funny (changes the zookeepers pronouns and imagines her doing the same thing again) actually I need to throw up. I feel really bad and I have to go home right now and I don't want anyone to chase me or call me and im not even going to send you a text to let you anyone know that I got home safe

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She had the bloggers touch. And I was looking to get afflicted

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Top of the mountain is cold, even though it's closer to the sun? How

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made this in protest of censorship

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crossfaded off a burp and a sneeze

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Dead bug in my water cup and I didn't even have to pay for it #moneymovements

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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(thinking about a zookeeper breaking down in tears because his favourite animal died) hehe, pretty funny (changes the zookeepers pronouns and imagines her doing the same thing again) actually I need to throw up. I feel really bad and I have to go home right now and I don't want anyone to chase me or call me and im not even going to send you a text to let you anyone know that I got home safe

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On film for me to see

Has Javier bardem ever kissed another man

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Has Javier bardem ever kissed another man

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Shot of Jager with my biggest hater

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If I saw Neil Degrasse Tyson IRL I would lunge at his throat as hard and as fast as my poorly honed muscles allow

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Blogging is no longer working. We need to build some sort of explosive or otherwise harmful contraption

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pepper makes you sneeze. so why doesnt salt make you cough?

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No no, trust me, loose pieces of breakfast cereal on the floor is a good thing. They may seem scary, but they hunt the other stray food in your house. If you see cereal crawling around, it's almost certainly making sure you don't see anything worse (meat, cheese, veggie).