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2000 mockingbirds = two kilamockingbird
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19. Female. 5' 6". Brown hair. Green eyes. Interested in theatre and alternative music and food. I'd probably make you dinner from scratch and then take you to see a play.
not positive what this was in reference to or when it got sent but there is no chance i say no to food ever so yeah sounds good
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My my would you look at the time…

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(randomly gets sad at 2 pm instead of 11 pm like i usually do) variety is the spice of life
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How to give a blowjob
Do:
Do NOT:
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When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks
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when people start getting close to your friends
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I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
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