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i am a bad person...

Is it sad that during the intense, sad moments in Captain America: The Winter Soldier I was like:

its goin down

im yellin timberrrr

you better move

you better dance

lets make a night, you won’t remember

i’ll be the one you won’t forget

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not to be dramatic on main but this is the peak of my artistic career and that’s that

(100% inspired by this post)

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john mulaney singlehandedly replaced supernatural’s role of having a gif reference for everything

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Polyamorous problem 001: squish

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When you’re followed by a blog with a suspicious URL and risque avatar.

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tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside

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controversial topics should be stuff like “is cloning good” or “should we fuck aliens” and not whether people deserve to be poor or deserve healthcare

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i just want a kinder world than this

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The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

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Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

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*walks up to a polyamorous triad* sooo which one of you is the healer, which one’s the tank, and which one’s DPS

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My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

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current goal: make it through the week

long term goal: make it through all the weeks

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is it just me or we all kinda stubid