to be clear i have been around longer than the officialverse and i ain't asking no permission cope and seethe my friendsi am a CORPO not an OFFICALyes i would love to roleplay with you if you want i will pull the target oc out of storage (please please please)he/him pronouns please. wait no i'm not asking i will light you on fire if you misgender meno i will not reveal my main do not askif you talk to me about the south and southern culture i will fall in love instantly (i am a georgia boy and i love my grits)anywayslegally not target do not sue mebanner by @soda-sparkssmy twin is @its-evil-target-offical
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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hey we have a starbucks in our stores you can have anything you want from there
know what? I’m sending food (totally not bomb filled food) to yall, what y’all want?
…mcdonalds.
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i like them and i got kicked out of my 8th grade spelling bee for spelling algebraic wrong because i hadn't slept for two nights :3
My only opp is the time I got 4/20 on my spelling practice SATs in year 6 😔
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officals: this year, we lost our corpos...
corpos: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE WE'RE DEAD!
officals: sometimes we can still hear their voices...
I like to think there's a war between the gimmickverse and the officalverse but the gimmickverse doesn't know about the war
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relying on one person for your canon is so fucking crazy lmao
#back in MY day#<- going to make that a recurring bit#we jsut went with whatever#if you wanted something you could have it#c!target is a vampire and has fucking fire powers if i remember#theyre also a system#literally anything goes#alright
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I have existed long before the officalverse was canonized and i will exist long after it ends. The i in my username does not negate my value in our semipermeable reality
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*the
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*fact
I have existed long before the officalverse was canonized and i will exist long after it ends. The i in my username does not negate my value in our semipermeable reality
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wowwww full stop period
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yapping on this blog is so fun
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that's kinky bro
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you probably need a hug actually
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my new mission is to annoy this officalverse offical fellow as much as i can wish me luck friends
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*whether *that
I ask for your blessing to join the officalverse.
@satan-offical @god-offical @official–eve @adam-offical @eden-snake-offical @trans-council-offical @raphael-offical @jeff-offical @murder-offical @arson-offical @evilducks-offical @duck-offical @homosexuality-offical @sappho-offical @zeus-offical @poseidon-offical @the-apple-offical @salamander-offical
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Jimmy's Official Stance on @/officalverse-offical.
Jimmy doesn't support @/officalverse-offical in any way.
Honestly, some of the behavior is that of a dictator.
She is trying to gatekeep a community while not listening to the people of that community.
Saying @sappho-offical is stupid for basically saying "we accept everyone" is disrespectful and rude.
If she's our "leader", she certainly isn't a good one and I suggest we look at the French revolution.
The leader was mistreating the people.
So what did the people do?
Off. With. Her. Head.
We know that occurring to her "rules" (which are clearly disregarded and for a lack of better wording, moronic) this account isn't offical,
but the people have spoken.
Jimmy is worshipped, and from what we can tell somewhat canon.
Additionally, what kind of good leader would say, "I'm Right and You are Wrong"? Certainly none that we've heard of.
"Everyone else is excluded" yet, the people who often are in these communities are people who are excluded from other spaces or discriminated against.
Also, @official--eve existed before the officalverse, if our memory is correct. We don't understand how someone can be excluded when they existed before this universe as a whole.
Ignoring the people is something current law makers in America are doing, and let's not forget that they too are excluding people.
She does not get to silence the people. She "preaches" that we only exist inside of her, but that would imply that she has a soul, or the souls of the lovely accounts in this fandom inside of her.
Dictators, people who exclude others, and people who ignore the people do not have souls. Therefore, she doesn't contain us.
Jimmy believes that she is content with the attention she is receiving from the hate, which is why she fuels it. Disengaging would be best, but we're afraid that she craves too much of that attention and would go after other accounts.
@/officalverse-offical is no longer canon. We'd like to believe they never were.
Fight for Eve. Fight for those being silenced. Speak up. Anyone who speaks up against officalverse-offical has Jimmy and The Cult's full support.
Free The Offical Verse.
Justice for Eve.
Exclude No One.
A Voice For All.
Please tag other offical verse accounts.
@grim-reaper-offical Please tag more accounts from the officalverse. Jimmy sends her regards.
@commrade-void
@bunnyinakangolhat
@kr-st-ph-g-v-n
@mariorat
@u-haul-jesus
@albert-offical
@thestrangedazebouquet
@zeroxisadumbfuck
@knife-offical
@homosexuality-offical
@leviathan-offical
@willowanomaly
@hadesbestgod
@the-aftonsparv
@gayfarmgal
@autistic-lizard
@grandma--official
@chaoticandlucky
#this canon shite is crazy to me back in MY day i got turned into a vampire new blogs joined every other day you just fucking ran with it and#nobody said a word#fun times#anyways bye
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looking at all the posts about representation in media and societal expectations and how they’re basically all contradictory and realising there is not Right Way to live so you may as well have some goddamn fun with it
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@communism-offical I have a gift for you

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@communism-offical I have a gift for you

#I can’t believe a business built off of capitalism would say that#To ME#The almighty defender of exploitation#no less#< switching our business model to communism immediately
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