#back in MY day

[anti-cosmofangirl]

I hate Foop's new design so me and my Crayola pencils took matters into our own hands.

[pencap]

my broken heart, i know that it is nothing short of a miracle that i can hold warmth into your bones when you wake shaking that i can kiss air into your lungs when you cannot breathe for screaming that i can curl a smile into your lips when you are worn from crying.

but my broken heart, i pray that somewhere in the vast unending stretch of worlds there is still a version of you that does not know the taste of gunmetal and still a version of me that does not know the sound of breaking bone and still a version of us that does not know the feeling of tragedy.

my broken heart, i hope in that world we taste happines that isn't tinged with iron and rust. in that world we speak legends that do not carry our names within them. in that world we blush pink with blood that isn't choked with ice chips and frost.

my broken heart, i promise even if in that world i do not get to hold you when you wake and i do not get to kiss you when you breathe and i do not get to make you smile when you cry

i would let you go, my broken heart so that you may be whole again.

- by sylvie (j.p.)

[mattsmemes]

[messy444chic]

you are wildly immature

I'mma start acting old just for you sweet cheeks

[tellsfromninjago]

Ah, I love this movie. It is just so fun. A true good kids movie that was actually made for kids. They use Lego to the fullest. They build; they come apart; the works. It's glorious. They pioneered so many great things. Also, something I find funny about it is the cover; it actually looks worse than the movie. The movie looks much better than shown on the cover. It's weird because it's normally the reverse. The music. 👌I work alone, is a jam. Good times, good times. I know a lot of people won't like this movie (mostly because they don't know how to have fun) and that's ok. Because I love it and that's all that matters.

I just want all you kids of today to know this is the real Clutch Powers. Modern Ninjago scammed you. I'm sorry but they did.

[v171]

Never in my life have I ever found it to be worth it to garnish with parsley.

[i-eat-mold]

Brownie points for your pfp. I love that meme so much but haven't seen it a while T-T

I hope you're doing well!

Fun Fact. this blog actually wasnt supposed to be seen by anyone. i just made it as a weird diary slash journal thing and of course eventually skk came and consumed the whole thing!! so i refuse to change the pfp or the blog pic because i just love this stupid deformed cat so much. For your kindness i offer you all his siblings:

i hope you are doing well too!? utterly confused by everything going on around me,

M

[ladyhallen]

I might like AO3's interface more than FF, but like the one thing that FF has going for it? The fact that there's no kudos button and if you post a fic there, chances are you're gonna keep getting comments on a fic upwards to a week or two.

[s3znl-gr3znl]

saw a reddit post of someone complaining abt metroid dreads level design and how theyre always getting lost or hitting dead ends... like have you ever heard of a metroidvania or what?

*grizzled old man voice * back in my day we didnt have these fancy shmancy online guides, we just sobbed in the fetal position for hours until we died.

[paranoianist]

We're cool but the moment you bring up my 2020 alt phase/2021 indie phase I'm blocking you

[je-mappelle-el]

I just know this would've done numbers back in the day

[pitterpatterletsgetater2]

I’ll be honest, all DNI stuff or “must have age in bio” or whatever is crazy to me. The idea that you expect people to not lie on the internet is wild, and maybe it’s just cause I’m older. But if Im 12 and I put that I’m 19 on my tumblr page, how are you gonna fact check that?

I’ve been signing up for websites and clicking the “I’m 18” box since middle school. But I also understood when I lied about my age that that meant I had to take responsibility for what I saw, and I was the only person to blame if I saw something I didn’t like. The website did its job, and I ignored the warning (*cough*ao3 censor people*cough*).

And the DNI, I just….how are you going to check that? Good faith? Sure, some people will follow that, but again, this is the fucking internet! People lie!

When I was a kid everyone was taught not to share info online, and now it seems like if you don’t people think you’re hiding how horrible a person you are. It’s wild and unsafe. I would much rather not know anything about my followers other than what they post, and them not know anything more about me.

I’m a 29 year old American woman. Or am I a 30 year old Canadian man? Or am I twelve year old pretending to be an adult? How can you know for sure?

[rat-rambles]

You know what I miss most about old my hero fandom the kribaku mini fandom. Thoughs guys where cool one person had like a whole fan comic of the fancy au. I have some zines form then. I was in high-school then and I think most of thoughs people either got board or aged out but like there was a time when bakugo was kidnaped that was fun.

[circusclownproductions]

Hate ppl who send me hate anons not because they’re sending me hate but bc they’re on anon. Why are you scared of me. I am a teenage girl on the internet who has like 40 different mental and physical illnesses. What am I going to do to you. At least show your face if you’re going to heckle me

[littlelynel]

All hail the Cabbage Man.

[megahorous]

Poison eatin' FRENCH FRIES whilst complaining about the Younger Generation