Mostly just snippets of things from all over tumblr. I am also artblock312 so you might see some stuff from there mixed in.
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the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence
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i love blocking and i hate seein' stupid fuckin' shit on my dash. these two facts are making out sloppy style
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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar
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2/3 of shadow's specific antagonists have called him short
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supervillain whose go-to evil plan of Kidnapping The Hero's Romantic Interest is foiled after the hero goes through a bad breakup and shows no interest in dating. hence the villain finds themself in the unusual position of playing secret scheming matchmaker to their own archnemesis...
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when the video essayist is cracking too many unfunny jokes
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it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life
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