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A guardian that can’t forget that fateful encounter in the moonlight seven years ago

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Credit: https://www.twitch.tv/marioinatophat/

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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

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The finished piece for my part on the Stand by Me FFXV Lyric Video ! I’m around the end of the song ^^ Check out the video, it’s really amazing with everyone’s pieces !

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*swings huge plastic sword around* im not straight

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you are all invited to my early 2000s weeb party

we will watch naruto amvs, fall out boy, play DDR, and everyone will get a nametag with ~xXx*_   _*xXx~ borders on it. eyeliner and teased hair is mandatory

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People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.

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What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it’s affection or does he think I’m trying to eat him

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I really hope people take this energy they’re putting into encouraging people to vote and will continue to put it into action outside of ballot box - organising strikes and protests and mutual aid programmes and emboldening the voices of those who are involved.

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i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

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I wish I was an adult in 2006 so I could have heard akon’s smack that in a club and gone buck fucking wild

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Here’s what Donald Trump doesn’t want you to know: ACA open enrollment begins TODAY!

Spread the word and #GetCovered.

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Fortnite popularizing thanking the bus driver has probably made school bus drivers’ lives much more pleasant.