gorgonschirotonsor

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yo nerdy nerd

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how Adderall got me feelin

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got prescribed adderall and took it for the first time yesterday

neurotypicality is wasted on the neurotypical

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the computer not being turned on implies that he’s looking at a black screen and therefore all he can see is his reflection. self love wins :]

Zeti comic 2

(The computer's not even turned on)

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i consider myself,,,,,

i puase,,,looking at the post.. the thing i was gonna say earlyier GONE OUT THE WINDOW.

my powtry my scene unmolested by the peddlers of hedonistic suburbia. i am a modern day Theodinyses, master of the ligjt and dark of temptation and rising above it ALL.

my opponents gaze upon my gleefully fearful exploration of this land and say “Now see here, my good chirotonsor! Why do your travels bring you to the curator’s parlor. He has not but snake oil for your eyes and baulderdash of a most irrelevant manner to plague your mind.”

i SCOFF and say "Nay, i need n<>t the infantilizing teet <>f y<>vr land <>f vnadventvrous <<>mf<>rts. The p<>sh traveling life is f<>r me!!!!" and they stand befuddled.

“Provide one with the means to fashion the surrounding world to one’s liking and he shall resurface with Limbo.”

- Theodinyses

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Put ya pussy on the phone Squidward! OH YEAH! Let's hear the sound of that WAP !!

#fuckbob

You know I'm a person with feelings right?

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pinned forever in my heart

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case fuckmatronica…. (this sounds like a children cartoons)

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youre tillie now i need a break

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Bro. Dude, c’mon I am NOT transphobic. My mortal enemy is literally trans (unrelated) so you can’t pull that card on me. dude seriously.

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"

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what if there were two bears

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what if there was a bear

no biggie, I'd be more concerned if there were additional bears beyond the first one tho.

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What if your name was gorgonsDINOSAUR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i would kick jurass(ic)