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Batgirl

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Thank you for the new and very delicious chapter of To have been a robin! The whole fic is such a good time and I really love the premise <3

ahhh tysm!!! I am thrilled you’re enjoying it!

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okay. okayokayokay.

so DC dropped the full lineup of characters for DC KO and I have tHOUGHTS

in no particular order:

there are six baseline humans on this image: all four bats, harley quinn, and connor hawke. what in the hell are any of them supposed to do against fucking big barda.

why is harley here

(I mean why are any of them here did the universe like. Choose them? if so why are none of the titans here? or YJ? why is lex luthor there?)

I guess lex also would count as a baseline human but he’s got his fuckign big robot iron man suit so eh no he doesn’t

anyway why the fuck is harley on this list

why guy gardner of all the green lanterns??

did they have an election

did guy lose

WHY IS DAMIAN WAYNE THE ONLY CHILD HERE. HE IS A NORMAL HUMAN AND ALSO A CHILD

at least if like. crush was here she’d have an advantage bc of the lobo of it all

I know what I said about the humans not being able to take big barda, but there’s a LOT of bats here. WAY too many “trained to fight anything and anyone” ass motherfuckers. and one of them has a sword and two of the others have guns

I think I saw on the main cover that damian’s slated to fight doctor fate so

wait where’s doctor fate

oml is this not the full lineup

welp anyway a magic user is probably the only one who would be a 100% winner against a bat so probably they’re trying to get dami out early

on account of the fact that he is a CHILD

why is there just. a starro

how did it get here

is it a special starro

is it beast boy?

no beast boy is a green starro

I return to the question of how all these people

beings?

ended up here

plastic man is literally one of batman’s contingencies. I don’t see how this whole mess doesn’t end with like. barda and dr fate and captain atom and fuckign EEL O’BRIAN just sort of staring at each other

WHY IS SWAMP THING HERE

he’s like a fundamental force of the green or whatever

how did whatever evil force get him off of earth

why jay garrick of all the flashes

where are the rest of these peoples’ teams

do they know what happened

I wanna circle back to WHY ARE LOBO AND THE STARRO HERE THEY ARE NOT EARTH-BASED BEINGS

if non-earth based beings were options there should be way more aliens on here

earth is being disproportionately represented in this weird ass tournament

why are there three kryptonians

literally all of them will go down at the sight of One Specific Rock that lex luthor has on his person and metamorpho can MAKE WITH HIS BODY

if the bats knew this was coming they all prolly Also have kryptonite

inviting three kryptonians to this fight feels mean

meaner than all the humans who are here

list of people who are Not paid enough for this bullshit: jason todd. mari mccabe. connor hawke. jason blood. nanaue. kate kane. harley quinn.

I am absolutely certain that however this bullshit shakes out I will end up screaming in rage about how somebody’s skill set has been fully misrepresented

how tf do we got T W O fucking robins up in this bitch and not a single other (current or former) kid sidekick

if no one dies during this shit dc is lying to themselves and also us

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Get OFF Tumblr girlie, you’ve got books to read

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okay. okayokayokay.

so DC dropped the full lineup of characters for DC KO and I have tHOUGHTS

in no particular order:

there are six baseline humans on this image: all four bats, harley quinn, and connor hawke. what in the hell are any of them supposed to do against fucking big barda.

why is harley here

(I mean why are any of them here did the universe like. Choose them? if so why are none of the titans here? or YJ? why is lex luthor there?)

I guess lex also would count as a baseline human but he’s got his fuckign big robot iron man suit so eh no he doesn’t

anyway why the fuck is harley on this list

why guy gardner of all the green lanterns??

did they have an election

did guy lose

WHY IS DAMIAN WAYNE THE ONLY CHILD HERE. HE IS A NORMAL HUMAN AND ALSO A CHILD

at least if like. crush was here she’d have an advantage bc of the lobo of it all

I know what I said about the humans not being able to take big barda, but there’s a LOT of bats here. WAY too many “trained to fight anything and anyone” ass motherfuckers. and one of them has a sword and two of the others have guns

I think I saw on the main cover that damian’s slated to fight doctor fate so

wait where’s doctor fate

oml is this not the full lineup

welp anyway a magic user is probably the only one who would be a 100% winner against a bat so probably they’re trying to get dami out early

on account of the fact that he is a CHILD

why is there just. a starro

how did it get here

is it a special starro

is it beast boy?

no beast boy is a green starro

I return to the question of how all these people

beings?

ended up here

plastic man is literally one of batman’s contingencies. I don’t see how this whole mess doesn’t end with like. barda and dr fate and captain atom and fuckign EEL O’BRIAN just sort of staring at each other

WHY IS SWAMP THING HERE

he’s like a fundamental force of the green or whatever

how did whatever evil force get him off of earth

why jay garrick of all the flashes

where are the rest of these peoples’ teams

do they know what happened

I wanna circle back to WHY ARE LOBO AND THE STARRO HERE THEY ARE NOT EARTH-BASED BEINGS

if non-earth based beings were options there should be way more aliens on here

earth is being disproportionately represented in this weird ass tournament

why are there three kryptonians

literally all of them will go down at the sight of One Specific Rock that lex luthor has on his person and metamorpho can MAKE WITH HIS BODY

if the bats knew this was coming they all prolly Also have kryptonite

inviting three kryptonians to this fight feels mean

meaner than all the humans who are here

list of people who are Not paid enough for this bullshit: jason todd. mari mccabe. connor hawke. jason blood. nanaue. kate kane. harley quinn.

I am absolutely certain that however this bullshit shakes out I will end up screaming in rage about how somebody’s skill set has been fully misrepresented

how tf do we got T W O fucking robins up in this bitch and not a single other (current or former) kid sidekick

if no one dies during this shit dc is lying to themselves and also us

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My favourite trope in the world is overpowered main characters who think they aren't that great at whatever they're doing and they're just scraping by, meanwhile they're the devil incarnate from everyone else's pov

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Hold that pose, say cheese

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I've been thinking that the show will remove/change the stuff with ART doing experimental surgery on Murderbot because while those things would register on a subconscious level in real life they won't on tv, but it occurs to me they could get a lot of humor out of having this big fight about it and Murderbot keeps saying it doesn't want to look more human and then it gives in and then we have this big epic surgery montage of ART's medical drones doing all this work, and when Murderbot wakes up it looks in the mirror like "oh my gosh... I look so different... I barely recognize myself..." and then we the audience finally get a decent look and its like. Gotten a haircut.

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The best tragedies will have you thinking "I wish it could've gone any other way" and "this is the only way it could've ended" at the same time

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bad

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”you’re in a room with three men but you feel totally safe; who are they?”

I hate this question. They’re my homies, probably, the fuck? Why are you people saying the marauders and the guys from Supernatural?

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we need to go, right now

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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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In honor of our liege, may he find peace.

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens