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me: this scene is stupid.

also me: writes it anyway and accidentally unlocks the entire plot.

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The fastest way to a Eddie’s heart is through his stomach.

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Lowkey whats the point

honestly ive stopped looking for some big revelation. ive just started saving up to buy pain au chocolat once a week and letting that be it for now

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GENE KELLY as JOSEPH BRADY and FRANK SINATA as CLARENCE DOOLITTLE ANCHORS AWEIGH (1945) Dir. George Sidney

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people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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Did you ever miss me when I was gone?

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THELMA & LOUISE dir. Ridley Scott, 1991

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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how to not be a perfectionist by Molly Brodak

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First drafts aren't the final product and they're allowed to be messy. Except mine. Mine has to be perfect immediately

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The Pitt + Text Posts (01/?)

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Character who initially appears to have exceptionally high emotional awareness and a striking willingness to engage in transparency regarding their needs and goals, but over the course of the narrative it gradually becomes clear that literally everything they say is bullshit.

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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

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wait other post cancelled. mutuals. when r ur birthdays.