itsactuallyicedcoffee
itsactuallyicedcoffee
My Sword is Unbelievably Dull!!
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Lenina | 27 | she/it | white | tma | Marxist-Leninist | plural | poly lesbian | 💖 @nr1inreality 💖 | Connecticut-based writer/actor | weird goth doll | pleased to be of service
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 43 minutes ago
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 44 minutes ago
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if any minors are following me
always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 44 minutes ago
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jerry becomes the sole american distributor for a polish extreme music label only to realise he doesn't like the bands. elaine tries to impress a man who exclusively listens to tänzelcore. george gets into an ideology. kramer unwittingly signs for a tape run with asrar
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 1 hour ago
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*cools ur dashboard down*
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 1 hour ago
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 1 hour ago
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i’m doing my part to contribute to the male loneliness epidemic. are you?
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 1 hour ago
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“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 1 hour ago
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weird lesbian blog behavior #weird lesbian blog behavior
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 1 hour ago
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tbh i hope pissvortex is the next big cis guy funnyman blog to get irrecoverably cancelled. that guy has been randomly accusing trans women of being pedophiles for the entire time he's been on the website, because he's a transmisogynist. he engages in lolcow shit like pretty much constantly. really disgusting guy
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 1 hour ago
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i'm gonna bring the whole aunt/neice niche to the forefront, it's gonna be the next big thing, just you wait, it's gonna be on the front page of porn.gov by the end of next year
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 1 hour ago
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 1 hour ago
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 2 hours ago
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human and bug relations will change by the end of the century
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 6 hours ago
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 6 hours ago
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we need to legalise learning for adults
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itsactuallyicedcoffee · 6 hours ago
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Ok. Alot of you dont seem to understand why we hate cowboys. Why is your gotcha, the fact that some of them were non white? Do you think... our problem with cowboys is that they are white? That's the only reason we hate them? Have you considered that there might be a deeper reason. Fucking imperialist morons all of you.
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