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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

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staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room

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I love Huddy so much it's like if doomed yuri and doomed yaoi had a baby

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Norse Mythology in pop culture: Machiavellian manipulator Odin buts heads with chaos entity Loki as they manipulate and murder those around them ina bid to destroy and dominate the nine realms with ASoIaF level political plots and a foreboding prophecy of doom hangs over their heads.

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Actual Norse Mythology:

Freya: *asleep in her bed when the phone rings. She picks up the reciever without saying a word.*

Odin: FREYA! YOU HAVE TO HELP US! LOKI AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY FUNNY TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS DWARVEN PROSTITUTES AND INFILTRATE THIS GIANT KING'S PALACE BUT NOW LOKI IS PREGNANT I'M ENGAGED TO SEVEN DIFFERENT GIANTS, THERE'S THIS HORSE! CALL THOR SO HE CAN HIT THE PROBLEM REALLY HARD AND-

Freya: *hangs up the receiver, unplugs the phone, and goes back to sleep.*

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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

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intrigued by this pan painter vase of heracles killing busiris in which, despite his club being like, right there, heracles appears to be about to beat a guy to death using another guy like some sort of dudeflail. now that's innovation

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Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

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oh yeah people..... this is what FAME looks like...

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No moira content this season no one talk to me

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Who owns who ?

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Waiting for the bus simulator

bus due in 5 mins

bus due in 4 mins

bus due in 3 mins

bus due in 2 mins

bus due in 1 mins

bus due in 0 mins

Whoops we forgot to send the bus again

bus due in 30 mins

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Moira is so hot.

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אני צריכה ללמוד למתמטיקה אבל אני לא רוצה ללמוד למתמטיקה, אני רוצה לחפור על מגנוס ועל האקס מן ועל רעיון שבא לי לראש בשתיים בלילה לפני יומיים