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And, don’t ever bring up Cover Girls at Church.

And, don’t ever bring up Cover Girls at Church.

I planted this idea on my last entry. Here goes to something that perplexes me. It would seem that the greater amount of the Church, has , or places no real positive thought on the idea of man, meets woman in Church or in a Church sponsored event. You can’t even comment to one that you thought her voice was really strong, or that you love to hear sing. Nope don’t say nothing. Be like you are on…

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Don't expect Church members to tell the truth, when you call their bluff.

Don't expect Church members to tell the truth, when you call their bluff.

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Relocate Part duex

What Happened in 2013, most likely will require doing it that way again. What I’m ratchetjawing about, thought on the hud,is run toew biz in Idaho along with HCC, but move the blooming radio gig to Utah. You go where there are resources, and support resources, rather than chase down every dang split tail, or maybe baby, don’t push the maybe, feminitiles to promote as well as being a daily on air…

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Merry After Christmas is like Happy AfterBirth.

Merry After Christmas is like Happy AfterBirth.

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Merry After Christmas is like Happy AfterBirth.

Merry After Christmas is like Happy AfterBirth.

One thing you’ll never see a decent realistic photo of online, in any kind of Google or Pinterest search. That of a afterbirth of a human female. You will not see that.

I think I have found the lady of my dreams and the prayers of my soul. She did small things to let me know she’s interested. Oh sure any one could have allowed me to peer over their shoulder to read scripture a few Sunday’s ago…

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They may ignore me when they’re in good, but let crap hit the skids and see who they come running to.

They may ignore me when they’re in good, but let crap hit the skids and see who they come running to.

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They may ignore me when they’re in good, but let crap hit the skids and see who they come running to.

They may ignore me when they’re in good, but let crap hit the skids and see who they come running to.

Okay there I is here. Getting tweaked more and more as FB was closing the door, when the South Park sweetie calls. Says her gal pal had got a bit on the aggressive side and not in a good way. So she says she needs a place to stay. Been there, done that. Only to find my emotions and all are soon forgotten, once the heat blows over. Likewise, the carnal mind says, hey , mating game for Christmas.…

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They think I'm Kidding

They think I’m Kidding

They think I’m kidding. Been mapping out the best flight route to FB HQ, and landing spot. Been carving out the best maple, to make the ball-bat. and in about a month or so, taking a trip to Menlo CA, to FB HQ, land walk in and slam that ball-bat against a few of Zuckerburg’s minions heads. They’re restricting me way too much and as such needs require a serious attitude adjustment. No one will…

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Okay I performed the resurrection insurrection, but its temporary.

Okay I performed the resurrection insurrection, but its temporary.

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Okay I performed the resurrection insurrection, but its temporary.

Okay I performed the resurrection insurrection, but its temporary.

Like the song goes. Well here it is Christmas, and a soon to be New Year. They always Merry Christmas, or Happy New Year. Okay, about the only 4 things that would really make my lips stretch in a half moon from ear to ear, is Melody to get back here from Montana and spend the day with me, two; have LexiBelle back here in our shop, three, have my bigger computer back here, 3, have either Selena…

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Brick And Mortar business that are local are recovering and returning.

Brick And Mortar business that are local are recovering and returning.

Dealing with online companies is a real pain. Their Artificial Intelligence systems have no reasoning, or abilities to distinguish human habits. It says oops you made a mistake. Now then it does not matter what outfit your dealing with online from Amazon, to WordPress, to fake book, to Google. There is no understanding on their part, and certainly you can’t understand some Latino verbage. It’s…

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I had, 29 Facebook Friends last night, want to see how many less I have after today?

I had, 29 Facebook Friends last night, want to see how many less I have after today?

I had 29 Facebook Friends last night, and thought we had two trucks bought. Turns out we ran into, two swindlers trying to up the price, and trying to rip off people. So I ripped those two a online ass chewing. So they bumped me from a good tow page/group. Oh well. Just saved me from spending $15,000.00. Their loss. I further explained to both what happens when you piss off the VP of the Knytes.…

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Do women Really Hate their feet and toes that much or is there another reason they don't want you to play there?

Do women Really Hate their feet and toes that much or is there another reason they don’t want you to play there?

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Do women really hate their feet that much or is there another reason, they don’t want you to play there? Is it, that every single nerve throughout their body, culminates right there on their feet and toes, so its such an erogenous zone, that inflames their wild passions, and as such is only accessable to their S.O. or is it pure cosmetic that for some long term of time they have not cared for their feet and toes and are ashamed of them. Or what? Used to be, and I’m finding that numerous applicants who have applied for both our talent projects or on air for KTOW/KSOA, do not have nylons or even that suck up their guts, tighten their butts pantyhose in their dresser drawers. Now in my younger days, including when I first became aware of the desire, a gal who live over one street of ours, there in Layton Utah, by the name of Sharon Laws, said every girl, (she was a senior, I was just going into Junior High) has at least one or two pair of nylons or such in her dresser. Don’t ask me to explain how that conversation got started, except trust me, she used her legs very well. Any mile, the next one that shared those hose against my nose, was LouAnn and Nedra Arbon. One who with her husband runs that big truck stop at Tremonton, Utah, the other runs the Chevron there in Snowville, Utah. At the time they both lived across the street from me, and LouAnn used to tend me during the summer when Big John was busy elsewhere. Any whoose. LouAnn, allowed me to explore this fantasy of mine, which as I have determined came from both a teacher at Crestview Elem, school there in Layton. She wore the shortest skirts known to man on earth to her 4th grade class. Hey I was in 6th grade but I noticed. The other was from another teacher in Junior high, and last since Peggy, couldn’t tie her shoes, I did that for her. She always wore dance tights or leotards. LouAnn made sure I got it out of my system each Summer. I had that need pretty much stiffled until such time as we started doing Overdrive photo sessions, along the lines of then HeeHaw, followed by Daisy Duke, and or look-a-likes for our TV ads. I found that smooching naked bare toes tasted terrible, but add stockings of some sort, and it wasn’t so bad, the need was satisfied and the pic and ad tag of we LuV toews became a knock-off trademark for both the radio station here as well as both Cooter’s A1, and Heavy Rescue Toewing. After awhile even then I had the need pretty much squashed until I was working on some intro liners for then Overdrive Truckers News as well as the Overdrive Top Ten Countdown that we at KTOW were airing(nobody in three states except us was airing it) so legendary radio personality, Bill Mack could not sound out the call letters right, he did not understand that KTOW meant Kay-TOW and not Toe> so I always had to type it out as, KTO(e)W. So he could say it right not like Kay-, but then one afternoon during show prep, once we got to Gooding to those studios, one of my interns, Emme Lee,said why not just spell the word together as toew. There can be no mistake. I did and so it went. So since the toew smooch had become a trade mark by then, Erin aka our Nurse GoodBody said lets do this>< as such that has been a main focus staple ever since. That was a few years ago in 2009. And yes Erin and I are on a speed call basis. However two babies and a bit of age hips and all have not been too kind, to her, her webbed toes, have gotten a bit bigger, and Emme, is GOA, so the search goes on. Yet if I suggest the concept, to any new applicants either for video talent or otherwise, they immediately get the idea, that here, is some derranged old man attempting to endudgle his weird fantasy. Nope, its to get the attention of mid 30’s to mid 70’s male gearheads to tune into our ads, and of course the radio, network and show. After all you really can’t have something Hazzard County without it being leggy. Cath Bach made sure of that. So I have been a bit of a expert on things leggy feet small toes ever since. So I notice with watching TV and news shows on FoX News, if they are or are not wearing nylons. Or if I look on pages on Fake Book, of sites showing off legs , hosiery etc, what the feet look like. Yet except for a very rare occassion. their feet are always covered by heels, or they flat chop off the legs at the ankles. So is it they’re afraid their feet stink?(women’s feet do not stink) or is there another reason?

Every year around February, our ONLY real TV station based in Twin Falls, runs a thing called Agri-Action. Its a 3 day Farm show, held inside the College-of-Southern Idaho aka CSI, Expo Center. So the guru crew and I thought what better way to showcase HazzardAyre, and AyreWolf Aviation, that to have a table or two at that expo. That’s one of the reasons we have been so focused on getting some eye candy, recruited, trained, and booked. Toew smooch and all. KMVT offers some serious free to low cost intro ads as well. What better way than this expo to get some prime kountry male corpuscles to tune into what we do on webcast style radio, and to get more local ranchers to book agri-flying jobs for AyreWolf Aviation, than a table or two and a booth, at that big farm show? 

Look at this point my affection of de-feet, is not to get my thrills, its to generate serious cash for my and the Knyte’s stashs. 

More in the PM Tuesday. Here on:

Do women Really Hate their feet and toes that much or is there another reason they don’t want you to play there? Do women really hate their feet that much or is there another reason, they don't want you to play there?

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Been trying to Post something here for a while but WP, messed up the site, and been busy chasing puss

Been trying to Post something here for a while but WP, messed up the site, and been busy chasing puss

I am not nasty nor evil, but I am a realist. Yesterday two things happened at Church, yes I am Mormon and proud of it. I was born in to the Church, haved lived it since birth, and one reason why PoohBear and I are not together is, she’s not yet a member of our religious order yet. Can’t marry outside the Church, or not be sealed to one. If I can’t be sealed to a lady for eternity I am not going…

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Unrealistic threats of innocence shattered.

Unrealistic threats of innocence shattered.

Sunday(today) was one of those days, where what started bad turned out okay. From a simple hug at Church, that was a good solid hug at Church, to finding out that Hannah, our mistress in the dark at the Mav, store is very interested in both our media gigs.

So this one surfaces on FB, from Buhl last night. Makes all kinds of excuses, but says she’ll be right over. One who used to work, at…

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Want to really confuse these Milleenials? Use CB Trucker Radio Chatter, they'll never figure it out.

Want to really confuse these Milleenials? Use CB Trucker Radio Chatter, they’ll never figure it out.

I just had one of those perspiration inspirations sitting on the can, those cheese burittos from Taco John’s are going right through me like eggs through a hen. But I gots to thinking, and I’ve proved this on many cases, but if you really want to completely mess with the minds of these younger folks, talk to em using old CB trucker style radio jargon. Like saying your just ratchetjawing with a…