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While Purple kept in charge of who they were calling for their report updates, Red was zoned reading a clipboard on the other plans they were working on like their usual day. Completely not noticing the mistake Purple did until he heard that familiar voice that made his antennae twitch.

"Wh-" He made a confused sound and then noticed purple leaning over to whisper what just happened, Red casually leaned over once his partner explained. "you did what!? You gotta be kidding me.."

Red then just let Purple do the talking for this, giving a stoic expression to the video feedback at their not so favorite invader. He had much more patience when it came to Zim but he never did enjoy having to listen to the irken babble for a long time. Once the conversation got turned to him, Red coughed and nodded nervously. "Yeahh, that's right. We've heard good things about that planet's food. We'd love to have a report on the snacks and such there." Red gave a fake smile, trying to keep this from getting awkward. "Purple would just love to know what the donuts are like there."

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"My Tallest?"

"I mean, er— my Tallest!" He straightened up his posture, lifting a hand up in salute. "This— is a surprise—" It had already been surprising enough the first time, but for this sort of thing to happen a second time? It might as well have been the coming of the apocalypse! “Um, is there something you want, sir?”

Goodbye normal composure. He’d been completely caught off guard by this.

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okay... so does purple hurt you? or is purple lying and you do hurt him?

"I beg your pardon? Don't ask such ridiculous questions or assume such foul things!" Red scoffed, giving a cold stare. "I would never hurt Purple ever, what kind of ruler do you think I am?" 

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What's it like talking to the control brains?

"Eh, it all depends what they want to tell us about. It's not too bad considering I'm used to it at this point." He shrugged lightly, giving a small sigh. "Though, they are bossy at times. Actually all the time."

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In comparison to how wonderful this was for Purple, Red was a bit oblivious to most of what this was hinting at. Mostly due to he would sometimes not understand his own feelings on these sort of things with Purple, but there was no denying that seeing his partner this excited for a simple dinner made him pleased as well. Giving a small smile and nod, Red's eyes kept focused at his Purple, paying attention to the little things. "Oh? Well now I just want to ask about it now." He laughed, very curious to what purple had in mind to talk about. "Aha, but I can wait. I look forward for what kind of dinner you got in mind." Red then realized how flustered he was to see his partner smile like that, soon shaking his head a bit to snap out of this flustered state.

  He quivered, staring intensely at his partner while waiting his decision. What if he said no? Then this would be even more awkward. His brow furrowed as another thought interrupted his current train of thought since they always ate dinner together. It would be weirder if they didn’t eat together.

Huh.

So by this point, it wasn’t much of a surprise Red accepted his invite. 

BUT by the almighty gods, this was a step forward for Purple!

"Hehe- Greeeat.♥" Brushed away the crumbs from his forced snack, his hands folded neatly behind his back. "There’s something I wanna talk about- BUT ONLY AT DINNER TIME SO DON’T ASK ME ABOUT IT NOW." 

He smiled again.

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Smeet tallest, just ‘cause.

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Casually watching things from afar, Red really could not even figure out what to say or put an input, he was horrible at these kind of things. He noticed his partners concern for their other self's, but Red knew his input would just make things worse somehow.

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Once it was all settled and over with, Red had no more to add on the situation and just moved on about the donuts, trying to not really think too much on all that just happened. All that fuss over donuts and ending up with an awkward situation just made Red a bit flustered but he'd rather deny his own flustered feelings. Scratching at his chin with one of his long fingers thinking to himself in order to not get flustered, glancing to his co-ruler every so often during this awkward silence. Noticing the little traits Purple was showing now, he could assume the other was flustered or nervous about something on his mind while his own antennae flicked. Then to his surprise, breaking the silence Purple raised his voice with an abrupt question. "Huh??" Red gave a very confused expression to what his partner said, ignoring the fact they usually /do/ have dinner together, he could only guess Purple wanted a more fancy dinner with him. "You could'a just said earlier but aha, sure. A nice dinner sounds good. I'll make sure not to spoil my appetite for dinner then." Red nervously laughed, 'All that fuss over that?' he thought to himself.  

  "FINE. I WILL ENJOY THEM.” He declared boldly while shoving the treats in his mouth. Yes, he wasn’t at all hungry at the moment and this probably wasn’t healthy but he couldn’t just give the donuts back after all this fuss now could he? That would make too much sense, obviously. Besides, he’d rather stuff his face than to look at Red right now. It wasn’t fun being a flustered mess- especially with all the other workers around right now. 

Thankfully, the technicians brushed this off as an everyday occurrence and payed them no mind. Good.

His antennae lowered awkwardly, giving quick glances to Red. Well how was he supposed to make this whole situation less awkward? 

"I’M TAKING YOU TO DINNER, PLEASE JOIN ME." Okay, this was a good start, but maybe less… forced. He hugged the bag tightly, making eye contct now. "I-… didn’t want you to spoil your appetite. Yeah. I already talked to the chefs so don’t worry about dinner after work." Okay, much better. 

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((I was reading your personality thing for red, I would just like to point out in the episode the trial, it says that purple red and Zim are the same age))

((Ohh?? I just left it what Purple-mun said for it since we are each other’s red and purple, so ehe, that’s mostly our headcanons. I didn’t really know about the Trial episode thing so thanks for telling!))

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Have a lil gift for ya, enjoy~*~*

SQUEALS///////////////// IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL

THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFUL

UUEUEHUEUEUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THANK YOOOOOU

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Oh, Tallest Red, I shall draw you like one of those french girls~

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(Random OOC question. What do you think of OC Irkens while playing a Tallest?)

((I like oc’s so I don’t mind at all~. I just wouldn’t know how to make starters with Red about them though, that’s the only downside I can think.))

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Moar Tallest. Try’n some digital painting.

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LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE

Name: Almighty Tallest Red

Eye Color: Red

Hair Style/Color: None.

Height: 6”6

Clothing Style: Standard uniform for the tallest of the tall. Along with the corset, armor and his hover belt. 

Best Physical Feature: His eyes. 

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE

Your Fears: Failure and mistakes he feels at blame for.

Your Guilty Pleasure:  Napping quite often.

Your Biggest Pet Peeve: When no one listens to him.

Your Ambition for the Future: Continue his reign over the Irken Empire. 

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS

Your First Thoughts Waking Up: Can I just rest a little longer.

What You Think About the Most: Purple Conquering the Galaxy.

What You Think About Before Bed: Finally, some rest.

You Think Your Best Quality Is: Red is quite proud of how well he can lead the Irken Empire and without much mistakes. 

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?

Single or Group Dates: Single. 

To be Loved feared or Respected: Respected.

Beauty or Brains: Where he comes from, beauty comes with brains.

Dogs or Cats: Ew.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Lie: He will lie if it is needed for their plans to go without interruptions or problems, such as lying to Zim in order to get him out of the way.

Believe in Yourself: Very confident with what he does. 

Believe in Love: As Love isn't really much of a thing for their alien race, Red is oblivious to those certain things and just tries to focus more on work.

Want Someone: He feels ruling with Purple is just as good that of wanting to be with someone.

LAYER SIX: EVER?

Been on Stage: At least 4 times a week. Every other day, he’s working on the command deck. 

Done Drugs: Nope.

Changed Who You Were to Fit In: He tried very hard to become where he is today, changed what ever flaws he saw in himself and wanted to be seen as the best choice.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES

Favorite Color: Purple

Favorite Animal: None.

Favorite Movie: Lots of action and lasers.

Favorite Game: Space Invaders. Will play it with Purple sometimes.

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

Day Your Next Birthday Will Be: I’m not sure if they even celebrate the day they were taken out of their tube. Hm. 

How Old Will You Be: Fffft… This is sorta tricky because their years are different from earth years. It’s never really canonically stated how old the tallest are, but Zim is 16 (169 in earth years) so.. I’ll say maybe in his early 30s. (Soooo, 30 x 10.5625 = 316 earth years. Keeping in mind, they haven’t ruled for very long and still have awhile left to go- assuming they don’t get killed on the way there like the last tallest. haha.)  [[casually leaving all Purple mun put in because it's all the same for this omfg.]]

Age You Lost Your Virginity: Never has. 

Does Age Matter: Nope.

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL

Best Personality: Someone who makes him laugh.

Best Eye Color: ...Purple

Best Hair Color: Excuse

Best thing to do With a Partner: Having a good time and laughs involved.

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE (IC)

I love: Lasers.

I feel: I am too serious at times.

I hide: my paranoia.

I miss: not having to focus at a million things at once. 

I wish: I could have a break sometime.

"Layers" Character Meme

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Purple/Red

what was their first kiss like

They booped head’s after fighting over a bag of donuts, it was very very romantic.

where were they for their first time doing the frickle frackle

The most awkward experience in the whole galaxy. Fumbling around for a long time, both just not wanting to make the other feel unfomdortable. An overall mess of uguu tsun combo of what are they doing. 

who’s louder

Purple, because purple

who wakes up first

I want to say Purple, Red probably just wants to sleep a lot I headcanon after a busy day and such so, purple probably gets to be the first to wake up.

who performs/receives oral more often

Red actually preforms oral to Purple WAY~*~ more often, because he’s the waifu.

who tries new things more often

I can see Red awkwardly recommending the new things to Purple and be like ‘this looks good????’

if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include

That random cleaning drone from that fanfic you read

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"Ehhhmm...." Well this was awkward, Red being the one who tried to act much more stoic on these certain things, nervously laughed while looking at the other tallest. He wasn't really able to pay much attention to Purple's sudden action, making him much more surprised than he wanted to be. If it were anyone else this close in his personal space, he would have shouted and told them to back off but in this case, he didn't mind.  All of this because of dang donuts. The gentle nudge of their foreheads made Red nearly burst out blushing but tried to keep himself from doing so. It was a rather sweet moment, he thought to himself about it. His grip on the bag was nearly completely gone, his two fingers hardly even trying to  keep a hold onto it. His eyes were wide with shock at how awkward this situation has gotten. Once the other snatched the bag away, he coughed nervously and also brushed off the crumbs. "Erm, yeah, sure whatever.  Not like I really mind if ya win." He crossed his arms and stared at the other.  "Well, hope you enjoy those donuts then."

  "I AM CALM, YOU CALM DOWN!” 

There was fidgeting- plenty of fidgeting. He really just dove at Red so he could get his donuts back where they belonged- his mouth- but indirectly ended up rather close and personal in his co-ruler’s face. The way he jumped at Red gave Purple a bit of unwanted momentum and it took some struggling to stop himself from smacking his forehead into the other’s- so, instead of the skull smacking, their foreheads nudged gently.

"….." Wow this was very close. Very, very close. He hasn’t been so close to Red before. It was… nice. 

The two continued to float together in one mess of crumbs and awkward and the moment he felt a rush of warmth hit his face, Purple decided this was the time to act. He snatched the bag and jerked back away, forcing a chuckle as he brushed the crumbs off his uniform. 

"Hah…hah. I- um. I win?" He offered quietly, despite having no current appetite at the moment. Not anymore anyways. 

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♪ - Are they musically inclined? ((BAD ASK BOX. BAD.))

"Ahahaa! No. I am not musically inclined, but I have caught my partner singing often, so I think that'll make up for my lack of musical sense." Red laughed jokingly at first, he was the last person you'd see able to do something related to music.

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☾ ♠

☾- Are they prone to nightmares or dreamless sleep?

"Ehh, I don't ever recall having dreams such as nightmares, heck even dreams at general." He sighed, it was a boring statement to such a question, but Red kept did have good dreams occasionally, which he would rather not talk about.

♠ - What are they afraid of?

"Tsk, I'm not afraid of anything. A ruler's got to be strong and not fear anything." Red crossed his arms and looked away. This was in fact a lie, as Red was afraid of a few things. Such as the constant fear their goals will end in disaster by mistakes, like the many accidents Zim has caused from many plans. He also was afraid of anything bad happening to his co-ruler, a bit protective you could say over the other tallest.