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For my last meal... I'd like to request the soup that makes you unkillable. Fufufufufu...

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she's the boss. regrettably.

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The moment when you hit the full screen shortcut but you forgot there was a full screen shortcut and you're like holy cow why is everything so full screen and then you remember it's because of the full screen shortcut so you press the full screen shortcut but nope that's not it so you look it up and then you actually know what the full screen shortcut is and that's great but now you're thinking maybe you like full screen and maybe you used the full screen shortcut on purpose even though that's a lie you know it is we all know it is so you sigh and hit the full screen shortcut a second time.

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the 'pain piano', a prototype synthesizer played by touching sharp nails

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I thought that man and the chimp were friends. I was thinking they were about to go an adventure together.

FREDDIE STROMA as ADRIAN CHASE/VIGILANTE in PEACEMAKER

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things that are self-evident: The Terror is The Terror for boylikers. Touhou is The Terror for girllikers.

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Your daily dose of fluffy animal content ♡

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Sing us a song, you’re the piano man, a fusion of ivory and meat~

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at work: run a test import with the new creds

at work: meeting about the thing that could've been an email

play through songbook

do f chord change exercises

catch up on kanji flashcards

exercise

shizuka lineart

been having a pretty rough august, mainly due to a coworker leaving and all his workload getting suddenly transferred to me. if i'd been doing lists, they'd mainly be "at work: at work: at work: at work:" all day. i have been in some pretty significant doldrums with the leftover time, though, so i gotta get back on the horse.

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Oh and one time this jerk Perseus tried to kill her, thinking a mirrored shield would let him see her indirectly, so he wouldn’t turn to stone!  But Medusa’s power obviously wasn’t nullified by mirrors because that’s silly, and so he died.  THE END, AGAIN.

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Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

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fuck. i couldn't do it. i'm too good at really easy sudokus.

(counts double negatives) yeah I can finishi that

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*biologist obama studying galapagos finches* let me beak leer

*hydrated obama* let me pee clear...

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assuming you havent watched it already, the good place

I have seen the first season of that one! I have... no idea where it goes after the end of season reveal. I think Michael's boss guy becomes the main antagonist? Michael starts to feel bad about [spoilers]? Surely they get their memories erased at some point, or the bit doesn't work.

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venture brothers

Okay, so- there's this guy Rusty Venture who used to be like, the kid of some pulp action hero guy, and this went very poorly for him and he became a sort of maladjusted Reed Richards superscience type who's a shit dad to his two kids. I think he's the main character of the show despite it being named after them?

I don't know the names of the kids but from what I understand, those two die and come back like eighty different times, because they're clones, or possibly ghosts. There's continuity- it's not like Adventure Time where someone will die at the end of an episode for laughs and they're inexplicably fine in the next one. Someone will die at the end of an episode for laughs and then there will be an explanation in the show for how they came back by the start of the next one.

There's also this guy who I think is called Brock Lesnar? He's like, if Chuck Norris jokes were a character. Comedically tough and unkillable and stuff. Voiced by either Patrick Warburton or a Patrick Warburton soundalike. Hates his job.

They fight a guy named the Monarch, who is a comically inept butterfly-themed supervillain, and he has a couple of recurring henchmen and also a girlfriend named Dr. Mrs. The Monarch who is like, normal, but is inexplicably voiced by a Brooklyn cabbie. I think they break up and get back together at some point? Possibly multiple points? Sort of a Homestar and Marzipan situation?

Those are all the things I know about Venture Brothers.

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Shoot, you've seen that one. Uhhhh Ninjago

Okay I did see the movie of that one, but my understanding is it's based on a series. That said, I have seen literally nothing on my dash about said series ever even one time, except from the movie, so like. Man. What do I osmose about this one? They... Are Ninjas? I think? Maybe that's a fakeout. Maybe they're "ninjagos", which are a thing totally distinct from ninjas, and they fight ninjas. That's about the 80sest possible way to do things I think.