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I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

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Come on, cheer up, it’s nearly Christmas.

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can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

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Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

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Master List - Reveals!!!

EMBARKMENT What became of the dreams we had - aryastark_valarmorghulis Common People Like Me - shessocold Rebirth - nagemeikenu The Passenger - FivePips Travelling to Azkaban - ashes_and_ashes The Unravelling of The Heart Is A Twisted Process - EverybodyWantsToRuleTheWorld someday we’ll walk in the sun - iwillbeyourgoal when it is said (some say) - jubilantly A Road So Rough - ethereal_xo East of Sun and West of Moon - flora_tyronelle Untamed - LuminousGloom

JOURNEY The Passage of Winter - shaggydogstail Guide to Internal Cartography - mustntgetmy A Grim Old Place - Evandar The Last Survivor - maraudersaffair Traintop - greenforsnow Finding Home - BigSarc By the Seaside - shoebox_addict Across The Universe - Slytherin_Sweetheart I don’t know where we’re going - Coyoteclaw11 Face with a View - le_mru more or less a second chance - facingthenorthwind

DESTINATION Go Your Own Way - Maraudererasmut Interference Most Welcome - Winterdwarf The Light On Your Door - bigblackdog The Morning Doesn’t Reach Us - jennandblitz Moon Over Stars - IkkeDu The path laid out - Chiru a little too not over you - Starrie_Wolf my roots are the same - ayebydan Beneath the Stars - Jencala

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Shout out professor rj lupin for not flipping absolute shit when he sees harry with the marauders map in the hallway that night. i seriously cant stop laughing he could have gone oh FUUUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!! but hes got like plus 15 repression and a proficiency in Bullshitting so he just says ‘hmm yes yes oh is this a? a zonkos? haha cool.’ Legend.

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Snow White twist where Snow White is played by a dark-skinned woman with snow white hair

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Ok like I’m here for the whole “if it doesn’t make you happy, don’t do it” movement but like, be smart, yeah? Don’t just quit your job out of the blue, even if it is soul sucking, get another job first. Don’t just kick your roommate out because you aren’t getting along, talk to them first. And don’t say absolutely everything that pops into your mind, because discretion will save your ass on occasion. I’m not saying you can’t live authentically, but be smart.

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Time to goosify one of my favorite memes

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this is so fucking funny jrbfgjkbjhfbg

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After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

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I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.

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this is not the meme you’re looking for

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You know what I want? A vampire comedy where at one point a vampire goes “Your father would be spinning in his grave” and then there’s a quick cutaway to a dimly lit gothic boudoir where a coffin is rattling at an incredible speed