i would give anything to live inside her mind for a day
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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guys the pirate captain has just had his entire skin degloved by a malicious cackling sea witch. can I go home
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Say this to someone right before sucking their dick
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God can’t be expected to do all the work 🙄
something interesting is happening on the nexus this week
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My best friend recently ask me the following: “do you really want to see everyone’s penis?”
The answer is caps lock YES.
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"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
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hey atheists
if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?
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