btw I AM SO obsessed with this picture that hozier posted
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one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week
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im going to (remembers i cant kill myself) fix my heart and build an altar where it swells
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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@jonmartinweek day 6: ace day!!!
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28/04/24 • catullus 51 translated via the international code of signals
BC 1 Can you communicate with the aircraft?
NE 5 You should proceed with great caution; hostile vessel sighted
NH 1 Are you clear of all danger?
EA Have you sighted or heard of a vessel in distress?
ZL Your signal has been received but not understood.
QF I cannot go ahead MBP Onset was sudden.
PG 2 I am dazzled by your searchlight. Extinguish it or lift it.
[IB 4 The extent of the damage is still unknown.]
MHB Tongue is dry. YS I am unable to communicate… DV 1 I am adrift.
MBE The whole body is affected. IX Fire is gaining.
FD 1 My position is indicated by rockets or flares.
PG I do not see any light. EP I have lost sight of you.
MY 2 It is dangerous to proceed on present course.
AE 1 I wish to abandon my vessel, but have not the means.
GC 2 I have searched area of accident but have found no trace of derelict or survivors
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bit pissed off tbh that i'm going to stay the same height forever like what do you mean im going to be in my twenties and still 5 foot 2. can i gain an extra few inches as pity points
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transparent flowers from winthrop university's 1916 yearbook
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Re reading A Study in Scarlet and thinking about thin haggard nosy John Watson and young manic showoff Sherlock Holmes
Also got very emotional about the idea that Holmes has bad hair because he doesn’t see why he should care and dislikes barbers (being touched by a stranger!) so Watson cuts it to look more distinguished so Lestrade will take him more seriously
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save me lesbian opera singer SAVE M—
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- Stamford, talking about Sherlock, 1888
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the idea of a podcast having dynamic ads that relate to you even when the episode came out years ago is so perverse. like it's a sound file a podcast is just an audio clip. and you're telling me before the audio clip reaches my ears some algorithm is poking around in its guts adding things and taking things out. you're ravishing it. it's obscene
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever
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save me sunny day in april!!!!!
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