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Our First and Final Game of Thrones Prediction:

No one with a claim will be left, thus we’ll see Ser Pounce upon the Throne. Don’t worry, he’ll send word to the North to bring the Kingdom together by appointing Ghost as Paw of the King.

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esotericblaze‌:

I’m not offended, I just asked because he’s a moth.

Oh? A theme.

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I am your dad.

I’m your dad! 

Boogie-woogie woogie!

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Listen. Look. Last time I checked I only had two emerging from the lamp.

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esotericblaze·:

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Are you ifucklightbulbs ‘s dad ?

God. No offense, sure they’re a nice one but:

I sure hope the fuck not.

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emacularius replied to your post: Hey guys what government assigned official do I go...

huh

Dave they’re taking my rights!

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Hey guys what government assigned official do I go to in order to retrieve my rights?

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I make the rules and Jakes have no rights. If your name is Jake, sorry, but you’ve got no rights anymore. Fuck outta here.

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this is the “about to beat somebody’s ass” flag! red represents rage, black represents blacking out from rage before beating ass, white represents adrenaline

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stakehammer replied to your post: stakehammer replied to your post: ...

dominating who.

Wait.

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stakehammer replied to your post: Are ya winning, son?

are you?

I checked the score and would like to say I am dominating.

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Are ya winning, son?

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it’s you, moth dad.

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i started calling jake father hoping to disconcert him with it, and now he bases his entire url on his familial connection to me, and i cannot help but feel like i have lost.

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Okay so NOW my dms are open and available to the public.

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inntel replied to your post: My ims are now opened to the public.

were they ever closed

Yeah because I didn’t cut the red ribbon yet!

Oh shit wait.

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My ims are now opened to the public.