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Fandom:    DRRR!! Rating:       M Pairing:      Implied Akabayashi Mizuki/Egor Tags:          Canon-Typical Violence; Blood and Violence; adrenaline rush; :’); Summary:   For the first time in a long time, Egor realises he has something to lose.

Gift:              @katakurii– Happy Birthday! I know it isn’t your birthday yet for you, but I wanted to make sure you got this in time since I’ll be busy tomorrow (and it’s the third here now (jUST) SO!) <3

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Fandom:     BBC Sherlock Chars:         Jim Moriarty; Sherlock Holmes Tags:           Kidlock; Young Sherlock; Young Moriarty; Summary:   A name is something you can choose for yourself.

Gift:             for @marinkarin

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Fandom:     BBC Sherlock Chars:         Jim Moriarty; Sherlock Holmes Tags:           Kidlock; Young Sherlock; Young Moriarty; Summary:   A name is something you can choose for yourself.

Gift:             for @marinkarin

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What to expect in this chapter:

- Domestic situations! - Everything is fine! - Nothing bad is happening! - Hahaha this is fine I’m not traumatising myself or anything! - Cake!

Hahahahahahaha fuck

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Fandom:    DRRR!! Pairing:      Heiwajima Shizuo/Orihara Izaya Rating:       B for Bliss (but also e for explicit) Tags:          Smut; Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot; Izaya is quite the detective; Shizuo has many secrects; Izuo; Anal Everything; Blow Jobs; honestly what; Summary:  Shizuo has a secret, and Izaya is desperate to figure out what it is. But when he does… Well, he’s in for a wild ride (spoiler: He’ll be riding Shizuo, with his dick).

Alternate summary:

Izaya’s brain: no Izaya’s dick: out Izaya’s pride is forcefully removed from his body

Gift:              for @apetunias and @muzuki-chan <3

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Fandom:     DRRR!! Pairing:       Kishitani Shinra & Orihara Izaya; Minor implied Heiwajima Shizuo/Orihara Izaya Rating:         F for Friendship Tags:            Middle School; High School; Raijin Days; Friendship; some implied shizaya; Shinra and Izaya’s friendship through the ages; Summary:    Shinra and Izaya have been friends for a long time.

Gift:              a very late holiday gift for @jackinthejukebox!

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Fandom:    DRRR!! Pairing:      Heiwajima Shizuo/Orihara Izaya Rating:       ; ;  Tags:          Emotional Hurt/Comfort; sort of; Getting Together; Falling In Love; Love Confessions; Fear; Fluff and Angst; Light Angst; i really don’t know how to tag this rip; Summary:  Shizuo doesn’t deserve this, he knows that, but he’ll take it anyway.

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Fandom:    DRRR!! Pairing:      Raijin Shizaya Rating:       P for Painful, just, shit, Izaya, please stop this Tags:          Denial of Feelings; Flowers; Breaking into ur enemies house bc you hate him and for absolutely no other reason; Flower Crowns; Raijn; izaya please you’re only hurting yourself; Summary:   Izaya continues his experiments by breaking into Shizuo’s home… again.

Gift:             MERRY CHRISTMAS @marinkarin 8D

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Fandom:     DRRR!! Pairing:       Heiwajima Shizuo/Orihara Izaya Rating:        Mature? Tags:           Alternate Universe; Priests; Unspecified mythical beings; what time period does this take place in? we just don’t know; Canon-Typical Violence; Slow Burn; Slow Build; let’s just hope this makes sense; gratuitous use of flashbacks; Non-Linear Narrative; that’s not what monks wear but u do u; Summary:   For once, Shizuo thinks he has a hold of his temper. He’s trained for years to contain it, and for the most part, he’s succeeded. Even if it isn’t gone, he isn’t breaking as many bones. Surely, there’s no one in the universe who can change that.

(This summary is terrible, but the story is significantly less terrible. This is my take on Priest/Vampire Shizaya, but… it’s not exactly… what you’d expect.)

should be updated weekly

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Fandom:     DRRR!! Pairing:       Izuo Rating:        sobbing loudly because what are you reading (very nsfW) Tags:           hahhaha; Anal Sex; Anal Fingering; bottomzuo; Izuo; Biting; Butt Slapping; ¯|_(ツ)_|¯; Summary:   Shizuo requires an instruction manual and a tour guide. Gift:             for @muzuki-chan and @apetunias you  fucking sinners jesus cHRIST I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, BUT THEN YOU TWO START TALKING ABOUT VARIOUS THINGS OVER THE LAST… AMOUNT OF TIME… AND NOW THIS EXISTS

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What to look forward to in this chapter:

- Black magic! - Showering! - Egor crying on the inside! - Overtired men! - Drugs! - Screaming!

I wanted to make sure this came out asap, so I hope you enjoy it (even though I really should have waited to write more first!)

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Fandom:     DRRR!! Pairing:       Tsukumoya Shinichi/Shishizaki Hajime Rating:        I’M SORRY I DRAGGED YOU BOTH INTO THIS SHIP BUT ALSO I’M NOT SORRY AT ALL. IN FACT, I AM MOSTLY UNAPOLOGETIC. Tags:           Oblivious; totally oblivious; human!Tsukumoya; Best Friends; Mutual Pining; Dorks in Love;  Summary:   Today might be the day. Gift:             @apetunias and @muzuki-chan

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Fandom:     DRRR!! Pairing:       Tsukumoya Shinichi/Orihara Izaya (almost) Rating:        ): Tags:           Post Ketsu; post volume 13; Confusion; Denial of Feelings; Overthinking; Rambling; honestly this sort of story is worse than the porn; i hate these two but this is just sad D:; Light Angst;  Summary:   Tsukumoya Shinichi’s turn!                     Tsukumoya Shinichi’s turn!                     Tsukumoya Shinichi’s turn!                     Tsukumoya Shinichi’s turn!                     Tsukumoya Shinichi’s turn!                     Tsukumoya Shinichi’s turn!

Gift:             for @marinkarin

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Fandom: DRRR!! Pairing: pint sized Shizaya Rating: they’re so little! Tags: Elementary School; honestly izaya pls get your shit together; First Crush; Secret Crush; Awkward Crush; Shinra no Summary: Izaya tries Gift: for @orange-cheetah c:

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Fandom: DRRR!! Pairing: Tsukuzaya Rating: I give up. I hate them so much? Tags: god fucking damn it; human!Tsukumoya; Desks; god damn fucking shitlords; Blow Jobs; Exhibitionism; Trolling; Informants Gone Wild; honestly what the fuck are these two; how is this sexually appealing to them?; I don’t even know anymore; these two are the worst i hate them so much; can they just; Not do this; Maybe; Like just find some of that chill you’re both informants so it shouldn’t be too hard for you to find some surely; gdi Summary: God damn these two I swear to fucking god Gift: @amberle-db & @apetunias Note: Now starring a mystery character!

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Fandom:      DRRR!! Pairing:        Egor/Akabayashi Mizuki Rating:         Scantily clad hitmen beckoning partially dressed gangsters back to bed Tags:            Pants; Waking Up; Egor is too tall and Akabayashi let’s him get away with murder (mostly literally); Established Relationship Summary:    Akabayashi shouldn’t work so often. Gift:              for @jeffersontick and @demon-of-ikebukuro

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Fandom: DRRR!! Pairing: Slon/Vorona Rating: Rating? What do you mean, rating? Just what do you think is going to happen here? Huh? Tags: Overthinking; Reading; Stop thinking so much; Telepathy; Legs; Leg shaving; Leg waxing????; Aerodynamic legs; does hair slow you down; Pants; no pants?; skirts?; skirts.; Surprise!; the ever present longing to be invisible so that you don’t have to shave your legs and know more things; Summary: Slon is so easy to read. Gift: For @vodka-and-kalashnikovs and @missvorona