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Wallace and gromit. If you even care
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every time someone takes a photo of me and shows it to me it’s like. there’s no way i look like that i will kill myself
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I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard
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fyi for those in Phoenix Arizona: stay away from Target because the Phoenix Police still won't arrest this dude despite it being illegal to declare intention of violence like this 🙃
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haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns
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Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses
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The Moon’s occultation with Venus on May 27, 2022 // Quentin Gineys
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*
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mañana is such a cool word. Way cooler than "tomorrow"
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