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PSA: if you describe your sexy demons as "smelling sulphurous/like brimstone," that's not just vague mystical words.

Those are real smells.

They smell like farts.

Please know this. I'm begging you.

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it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

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one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students

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The rest of the thread is here.

tl;dr: Don’t monetize AO3, kids.  You won’t like what happens next.

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Nick Benson aka Ottergoose (American, b. Northfield, MN, USA) - CP 199; Maple Springs, MN, 2009   Photography

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i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

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does anyone have that video where toby fox is giving a speech in japanese about video games n when he says the “project” part of “touhou project” he briefly drops into the strongest american accent I’ve ever heard n then immediately switches back to perfect japanese pronunciation. been thinking about it all day

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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

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Won’t you miss looking like that (Wolverine)?

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“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

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louis is dickmatized this louis is dickmatized that armand is dickmatized to the point that he gets called the embodiment of thirst by lestat. lestat. for half a millennium armand periodically gets into lestat's face and is like you destroyed my cult you made me a laughing stock to my own henchmen you robbed me of my life's purpose you found my maker and had him tell you all the secrets of our kind that he refused to tell me but you know what would fix me. your dick. and then lestat will say something like i literally just beat the shit out of you or i just survived attempted patricide and am a raving skeleton dressed in rags and armand just puts his fingers to lestat's lips and is like shh shh it literally makes me want you more. and lestat realizes once again that this guy is batshit insane and reflexively thrusts out an arm and pushes him off a roof. and armand skulks around lestat's resting place like a starved raccoon. and then a couple decades later lestat will stumble partially blind out of a new adventure and squint at armand like jesus fucking christ please don't tell me you still love me and armand goes i'm ready to steal an eyeball for you king

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you ever get a comment that makes you want to reread your fic ?? it’s like ‘dang u liked it that much?? lemme go look’

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So I thought this was commonly known internet navigation (but apparently it might just be those of us who have been using the internet since the 90’s who still know it). Or so it seems based on… a grumpy comment I got.

When you see an arrow like this:

It means you click it to expand out a hidden section.

It’s an accordion section/menu! It’s useful in web design to hide information that may be overwhelming under specific headers so people can only see what they need.

Here I’m using it for people who need the content warnings to be able to check, but for those who don’t need them and don’t want to be spoiled to just move right past without accidentally reading anything.

It’s still the user’s responsibility to click the arrow and read things as they need! But it is all warned. (And, yes, the all encompassing issues are already a tag on the fic, I’m just providing additonal warnings per chapter.)

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