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Moving

Hey, so idk if anyone actually follows me, but im sick of scanning through the ashes. Im going to twitter and insta

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Just thinking about people making year-end summaries of their accomplishments and also about reasons to keep yourself alive through the next year. Sorry, it’s a bit of a sappy comic.

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WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

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“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd

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florida is just like that

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unmute this now

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I had the WORST fucking nightmare last night that I took a Lyft up a mountain pass in a super dangerous road and my driver was like this super fly 80 year old lady who didn’t give a single fuck and drove recklessly, and I was SCREAMING the entire time that we were gonna die, and at one point she drove off the road straight off a cliff and I thought “THIS IS IT, THIS IS HOW I GO” but she pressed a button and her car fucking TURNED INTO AN AIRPLANE and she was like: “BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE! NOT TODAY BITCH, NOT TODAY!”

I woke up EXHAUSTED. 

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I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

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i think one of my favorite thing about bob’s burgers is bob’s complete lack of gay panic (or transphobia, depending on how you interpret marshmallow’s gender).

- bob picks up transvestite hookers in his cab.  they good-naturedly flirt with bob, and he just good-naturedly flirts back (”hey, who’s picking up who?”) 

- linda makes a joke about him being gay for torpedo jones, and there’s no declaration of “what no i’m not gay!!!!” or even a hint of acknowledgement of bob’s heterosexuality.   

- he’s gotten into some weirdly, awkwardly homoerotic moments with mr. fischoeder and seems more amused than anything else. 

- marshmallow shows up in the restaurant, and linda gleefully declares it a fulfillment of a premonition of a “tall, dark and handsome” visitor.  bob points out “marshmallow’s not handsome, she’s beautiful!” 

- louise suggests bob wishes to marry sandy “can can” frye and become “bob can can.”  bob’s response is to simply scoff, “i wouldn’t take his name.”  no mention of “i’m not gay, louise.” 

- gene may be canon genderfluid, or he may just be experimenting with life, but either way, bob has never once told him to “man up” or that he can’t, say, dress as queen latifah for halloween, be in a girl group or identify himself as bob’s daughter.  sometimes you see him thinking “man, my kids are weird,” but he rolls with it every time.  

i’m sure there are other examples i’m forgetting, and it’s part of a larger reason i like this show; the fact that people by and large treat each other with respect (even louise, agent of chaos, wouldn’t out a kid as a bedwetter).  and it’s still funnier than anything else on television. 

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I almost failed my fucking physics test because I had this stuck in my head