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thinking about the character a lot today. call it pondering my blorb

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aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*

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I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.

Bugs

Diseases carried by bugs

Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers

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time to bring back a classic.

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the dumpy sub 6 foot guy looking at his phone in front of the condoms locker waiting for you to smile and unlock it, you notice his narrow maxilar palate and shallow midface, start laughing and turn away. suddenly the earth wrenches open beneath you casting you into a vast sulfuric waste and before the fumes choke the life out of you you try to make eye contact with the man who used Dark Elemental Shamanism to kill you but he looks away because hes shy

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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Underrated Pokemon Series ☆☆☆ Banette & Mega Banette (#354)

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yeah

[Image Description: A digital illustration in black, white, red, and screentone patterns. Ling Yao is holding a cookie and saying "Haha can't lie but I've been snacking on cookies all day", to which Greed responds from inside his head: "This is why I fuck with you, you always keep it real." End ID.]

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welcome ... mi beautiful baby Dusk Soul

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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(Gets you with my OC blast)

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HOA

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Shout out to all of the musical artists who re-recorded their songs in Simlish for The Sims 3 radio stations

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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die