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Testing testing sending an ask.

Hello! Hello! You have contacted me through the internet! Im sending a "cyber image" your way!

This is a cat picture, we call these "memes" on the world wide web. I look forward to many cyber messages between us ^_^

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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smee smi smo smum

SMEE SMI SMO SMUM SMEEMO ATTACK AND BITE YOUR THUMB

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smeemo smeeping?

picture of smeemo with this ask. smeemo swaking!

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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the money store album cover

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Finally finished up this comic based on this post

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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

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talking to people online is always like "i should watch that" "i should read that" "i should play that" there are so many things in the world. this is why i am never going to die

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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has anyone tried playing stupid games, but then once you have the reigns of victory, trying to secure the smart prizes ?

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WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER

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WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER

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they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

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