🦀ˈiːvlɪn II 24 || they/sie || abteilung for bisexuality🦀
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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When you spend all your cgi money on cool bone dinosaures and don't have any left for super hell 😔
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an oral thermometer takes the temperature of your mouth. a rectal thermometer takes the temperature of your rectum. [confidently] a digital thermometer takes the temperature of your finger.
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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Stop moving to Berlin. You can do ecstasy and wear a leather jacket in the city you live in
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against my better judgment I'm becoming entranced by video essays that claim to be talking about really pervasive pressing issues that are everywhere 😱 that turn out to be about some shit you've never heard of in your life if you're not on tiktok or insta
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Wenn ich Olaf Scholz wäre würd ich jetzt einfach ein Smiley of twitter absetzen und dann mein handy ausmachen.
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Well: Merz is Chancellor BUT it happened in the most humilating way imaginable so i guess there's something there for everyone to enjoy
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cant not share this banger that my dad posted in the family whatsapp group
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