iwaizoomis
50 billion boyfriends
nova | 28 | she/they
current fandoms: mostly memes at this point. im more active on twitter now
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The Broke Medievalist.
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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
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bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough
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(in the passenger seat) look there. you see it? three crows flying east-a good omen! the signs urge us to speed through this school zone
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can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.
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i love parking my car perfectly and beautifully and correctly with plenty of space between the lines and then coming back and still having to squeeze my fat ass into it like a boba through a bendy straw because someone parked their oversized Daddy’s Special Boy-mobile a smooth 6 inches from my goddamn door
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Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.
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sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me
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having a little jingly keychain is all fun and games, until you’re walking around somewhere that’s dead quiet…..like oh i’m sorry i just my trinkets are jangling around……n suddenly your the court jester and everyone is pointing and laughing at you for your noisey fucking keychain…..bobo the clowncore
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DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later
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I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and he held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and he said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.
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