The blog of a weirdo author and perpetual pissant. He/They, 294 years old, ambiguously gay villain. Call me Kai. I dual wield sci fi and fantasy, but sci fi is my offhand weapon, with my charisma modifier stacked on top. Author website for book updates: klsomniate.com.
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Trumps crowds vs the protests
Haven't seen this spread widely enough so I am reposting from Reddit but here is the crowd at Trumps parade lmao
In my city alone (Seattle), there were an estimated 70k present (population of the city itself is 750k, although likely many came from out of the city)
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some of my favorite signs







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Shidou: please don't make me pull out
Sae: I'd never make you pull out
Rin: what the FUCK are you two talking about
Sae: He parked in the garage. He hates backing out, so I'm doing it for him.
Shidou: yeah, what kind of pulling out were you thinking of 😉 you little pervert
Rin: do me a favor and lie in the driveway before he pulls out.
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no dodging only parrying
dodging is for pussies.
counter counter counter counter counter counter counter counter coun
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Hi so the ask with 🥹 was sarcastic I was making fun of the people that genuinely believe that.
I'm not entirely sure what ask this is, but sorry.
I'm used to people being seriously stupid.
satire is less common here.
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I updated my eternal sunshine of the spotless mind ryusae au.
you can read it here.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66039085/chapters/171343387#workskin
Fandom: Blue Lock
Word count: 8k
Rating: (changed to) explicit
Ship: RyuSae
Warnings: Sex. That's all.
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I updated my eternal sunshine of the spotless mind ryusae au.
you can read it here.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66039085/chapters/171343387#workskin
Fandom: Blue Lock
Word count: 8k
Rating: (changed to) explicit
Ship: RyuSae
Warnings: Sex. That's all.
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if we took down SharePoint, the US government would fall.
believe me.
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