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Reminds me of Frozen when Olaf thought Sven and Christoff were both called Sven 😂

youre a mean one

mister

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I’m so much happier now that I’m dead. Technically missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone. And my lazy, lying, shitting oblivious husband will go to prison for my murder. Nick Dunne took my pride and my dignity, and my hope and my money. He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That’s murder. Let the punishment fit the crime.  GONE GIRL (2014) dir. David Fincher

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Not taking any chances

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is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

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“she’s LITERALLY me”

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(gives you a sexy blood transfusion) 

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i searched “canciones” in spotify to try and find a playlist of spanish songs, and this was the most popular playlist they had, i’m dying

(Songs for walking like Peter Parker in Spider-Man 3)

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i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers

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okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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damn this got me..

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