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It’s okay to eat things that are expired and freezer burnt right

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Absolutely awful decision. psychedelics and rotten cucumber do not pair well. ugfh….

My mini fridge broke while I was gone and everything rotted. This cucumber was already there for like.. two weeks before I left… but it looks like i’ll survive if I eat it

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I get that. Well, either way, you seem pretty cool

Hi 👋 I'm one of Bill's friends and I like cryptids a lot, mostly mothman he's my favorite

- Beth

@scarletscorn

Hi! I’m Cam

That’s so sick, my favorite is probably Nessie or the Jersey Devil.

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My mini fridge broke while I was gone and everything rotted. This cucumber was already there for like.. two weeks before I left… but it looks like i’ll survive if I eat it

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Sasquatch is cool, though there’s definitely better.

I’m surprised Bill has friends outside of the weird group he usually hangs out with

Hi 👋 I'm one of Bill's friends and I like cryptids a lot, mostly mothman he's my favorite

- Beth

@scarletscorn

Hi! I’m Cam

That’s so sick, my favorite is probably Nessie or the Jersey Devil.

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Hi 👋 I'm one of Bill's friends and I like cryptids a lot, mostly mothman he's my favorite

- Beth

@scarletscorn

Hi! I’m Cam

That’s so sick, my favorite is probably Nessie or the Jersey Devil.

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Well, good luck. I hope everything ends out okay, I’m gonna go make myself see machine elves

Hey, I’m back. I brought beer but I think it’s the one’s you don’t like— Oh.

What happened??… Are you okay?

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It’s a long story.

Very long story.

But the jist of it is, Josh has a new friend, I was a little worried, but Josh reassured me that he still loves me.

He goes to hang with said friend, and we find out that he gets Josh drunk.(Josh doesn’t drink, like at all) Me and Eve head over and find him in friends bed. It was just a lot of red flags from this guy.

And now I think Josh is frustrated with me because I said he shouldn’t hang out with this guy anymore.

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Well, if he does anything else let me know. What a situation to come home to.

You can talk about it, if you want

Hey, I’m back. I brought beer but I think it’s the one’s you don’t like— Oh.

What happened??… Are you okay?

@iwanttobelieve4

It’s a long story.

Very long story.

But the jist of it is, Josh has a new friend, I was a little worried, but Josh reassured me that he still loves me.

He goes to hang with said friend, and we find out that he gets Josh drunk.(Josh doesn’t drink, like at all) Me and Eve head over and find him in friends bed. It was just a lot of red flags from this guy.

And now I think Josh is frustrated with me because I said he shouldn’t hang out with this guy anymore.

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Oh damn. I could beat him up for you, but that’d probably make things worse.

He sounds like a jerk

Hey, I’m back. I brought beer but I think it’s the one’s you don’t like— Oh.

What happened??… Are you okay?

@iwanttobelieve4

It’s a long story.

Very long story.

But the jist of it is, Josh has a new friend, I was a little worried, but Josh reassured me that he still loves me.

He goes to hang with said friend, and we find out that he gets Josh drunk.(Josh doesn’t drink, like at all) Me and Eve head over and find him in friends bed. It was just a lot of red flags from this guy.

And now I think Josh is frustrated with me because I said he shouldn’t hang out with this guy anymore.

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The other day I went to buy a sandwich, and I said I just wanted bread, lettuce, and cucumbers, but the guy put practically every topping and meat they had in the store on it and said “It’s on the house”. I think he thought I was like homeless or poor but I’m just autistic. So, I decided to just throw everything else on the ground outside the store and just eat the bread and lettuce (he forgot the cucumbers), but then the bread and lettuce tasted too much like pickles and tomatoes so I threw that out too and then cried.

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Birds aren’t real. Why does it sound like that. Why can it move its head around like that. Seems pretty robotic to me.

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Dead Kennedys i love you… Klaus Fluoride kiss me mwah..

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My baby… Tony is afraid of her :-(

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Licking his beard like a cat cleaning it’s fur

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Tony Set the Kitchen on Fire Trying to Smoke Weed and Now our Toaster’s Broken ™

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Top ten things straight guys do with their male best friends

no. 1: Kiss with tongue

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I’m on vacation with my friends. Look at this pocture of me and my friendssss. I love them so much. I’m druvnk.