bwoahtastic

[bwoahtastic]

Also the confusion au and Lando is visiting Max to bully him and play videogames and Max did text Osc but Osc didn't check his notifications. So Lando happens to be in the kitchen when Oscar comes in and groans to Max about the shit day he had, making himself cosy on Max's lap and kissing him before grumbling profanities about meetings and work outs.

Cue to q crash breaking nearby and Oscad looks up to see a VERY confused Lando staring at them because wtf is going on???

[bwoahtastic]

A couple of potential starting point for max/oscar roomate sex:

- they’re cuddling during a movie night, it starts getting spicy and Oscar can’t help but notice that makes keeps wriggling around and adjusting the blanket over his crotch

- Oscar’s laptop runs out while he’s doing something important and max off handedly just tells him to use his. Except when Oscar opens Max’s laptop it opens up to porn staring someone who looks suspiciously similar to Oscar

- both of them waking up with morning wood and half asleep rubbing off on each other

-Oscar jokingly offers to pay rent through sexual favours and max goes so red

AH THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD

- Oscar just snuggled into Max's side on the sofa as they watch a movie cos that's what they do. But Max is wiggling so much and maybe even nudges Oscar away which is very unlike him! Oscar being confused and a little miffed and slinging his legs over Max's lap but then feeling Max's problem👀👀

- Osc using Max's laptop and being a little flustered to see there is porn still open on it, more specifically porn with someone that could look like Osc if you squint, or maybr it'd called "sex with roommate' and Osc is blushing furiously but also goes to Max hands on hips and says Max promised to be honest with him so if Max is horny ofc Osc will help!

- nnggg both just sleepy and content, pressed flush together as the wake up in the morning. Max pressed up against Oscar's back and mindlessly rutting against him a bit before stilling and apologising. But osc just telling him to continue! Max reaching around Oscar so oscar can rut against his hand a bit and its just lazy and messy but comfortable too!

- maybe Max is teasing Osc about living in the apartment rent free (Max likes to spoil him ofc) and Osc just shrugs and says he could repay Max with his body if Max doesnt want money kskss. Max blushing and murmuring he would never expect it because of that... but also Osc can see he wouldn't be against it👀

I am gonna think about it i really want to write it!!!

[bwoahtastic]

Okay so big love to who send me the drabble.request for the confusion au (max and oscar basically living together and denying it).and them starting to have sex out of convenience (and secret feelings too). I really WANT to write it but my mind is blanking on how it would start so ideas welcome 🥹

[bwoahtastic]

I tried sending this before but I think it messed up cause I tried linking something :((

Anyways, inspired by the confusion au and also the Drabble you did recently of Oscar and Carlos hate sex turned dating!

Basically Oscar hates his apartment . Fortunately he has so many great friends in Monaco! He loves to hang out with them and if maybe he happens to stay a little late and crash in the spare room or on the couch well it’s just because he likes to spend time with them not because he can’t stand the thought of being alone kin his sterile apartment.

He’s a little self conscious of the facts he’s a grown ass adult and can’t live on his own so he devises a plan… he creates a roster, Max, Carlos, Lando, Charles, repeat. He has contingencies too, Max and Lando playing video games? That’s fine, he’s still got Charles of Carlos, in the event that all four of them are doing something he might even be able to pull of crashing at Alex’s place.

He manages this for about 6 months without seeming to draw too much suspicion, of course being away most weekends helps disguise the fact he’s over at their places so much. But eventually they corner him after a race and he’s expecting at best some questions about why he never invites them to his place and and worse to be banished from their hospitality doomed to return to his empty flat.

The last thing he’s expecting is for Charles to point and accusatory figure at him and say “you can’t just date all of us at once with out letting us know, that’s just rude.”

Date???? Oscar is confused.

“I can’t be dating all of you at once what are you talking about? I’m not dating any of you?”

He’s met with four cries of outrage

Carlos: I’ve been wining and dining you at expensive restaurants for months!

Charles: We coparent a dog together!

Max: We sleep in the same bed and cuddle most nights!

Lando: you literally had my dick in your mouth this morning!

It’s not Oscar’s fault that his perception of friendship is weird, he just liked spending time with them all especially if it meant not having to be alone in his damn apartment. Besides none of them ever said it was anything more than friendly.

“You can’t lecture me about communicating who I’m dating when not a single one of you thought to tell me that we were dating!”

KSKSKSKSK

Pls Oscar fucking HATES his apartment!! Its the worst, sterile, most boring place he knows even after Mark painted a random wall in a bright color to try and make it better skks

But luckily Oscar happens to have a lot of friends, a lot more than he ever think he would have amongst his fellow drivers and he keeps managing to crash at their places which are so much nicer and more homely

Oscar keeping a schedule in his calendar so he never stays somewhere too long because he doesnt want to overstay his welcome, and if everyone is busy he goes bully Alex (or even Mark, who would say no because he knows Osc is avoiding his aparmtent, but then Seb let's him in anyways sksk)

Oscar getting away with it pretty well and actually enjoying his time in Monaco now he is sharing it with them and he is just thriving! But naturally he didn't expect to get away with it forever so he isnt surprised when he gets cornered by the four of them, expecting rhem to ask why they never go to his place. But he doesnt expect to be accused to dating them all!!

Pls carlos who has been wining and dining Osc for months and being a true gentleman and he had been SO close to asking Oscar for a kiss okay!!

And Charles being offended that Leo's 2nd dad doesnt feel part of the family?? Like wow what a bad coparent!

With Max, Osc has never slept on the sofa or spare room, Max just alwsys made him sleep in his bed with him cos the cuddles were great and comfy and that means something right??

Oscar just being baffled cos to him, it was just classic friendship stuff. Also why did not one actually ask him to be their boyfriend?? Isn't that supposed to be a thing??

[bwoahtastic]

[bwoahtastic]

I don’t think they wanted to be painted

[bwoahtastic]

Tattoo shop my beloved (one day I'll write you) with some sad Max and Charlie thoughts:

As much as Max wants to be a good friend and be happy that Oscar has Lando, he is fucking sad about it too. Maybe he walks in on them making out on the sofa at some point and its just shatters his little heart that still believed Oscar maybe wants him too.

Maybe he runs to Carlos? They haven't talked as much as they used to and Carlos is surprised to see Max but holds him instsntly when Max just starts sobbing (Carlos just going "what did he do, Max?" Cos he knows it must be about oscar). Maybe carlos suggests Max starts dating to get over those feelings for Oscar or at least deal with them and well, Max supposes the pretty guy that comes for.failed appointments twice a week might not say no to a date.

Charles absolutely BEAMS at him when Max asks him out tho and Max feels a little guilty, but is determined to make it a nice date and it is!! Charles is very witty and a little chaotic which is amusing but also a little shy and so gentle, not minding when Max is a little awkward in conversation. Max falls for Charles, hard, because its what he does and he just adores his baby okay! But he does feel guilty that he only went out with charles as a distraction initially and that those feelings for Osc never quite went away.

Max coming clean about it one day and Charles just looks at him with big sad eyes but tells him he knew Max likes Oscar, he had eyes and great people skills for the most part. And yeah, it made him sad when he realisd he was a distraction to Max, but also realises he is more than that now! Pls Max holding Charles so close murmuring 'I love you' for the first time and Charles just grins and snuggles close.

But he does make Max talk about Oscar to him more, to make sense of the feelings and Charlie very much encourages Max to see if Oscar would he interested in poly!

[bwoahtastic]

Carlos’s favourite way to fuck Oscar in the tattoo au is absolutely doggy style. Sure part of it is he like being a little extra rough with Osc, even years into their relationship they still have a rivalry going and they both enjoy the game of it. But the main reason is because he loves to look at the big tattoo across Oscar’s back that marked him as Carlos’s before either of them could have ever known how they’d end up. He’s remarkably possessive for a man with 4 partners. He loves to pull out at the last possible moment and cum across Oscar’s back, or when he collapses down onto the mattress in exhaustion to so Carlos can press kisses down the design.

KKsksksksjs SCREAMING

Oscar and Carlos are definitely a little more rough together than any other combination of the 5 of them, but they both love it! There is still that tiny bit of tension (mostly serial tension by now) and Oscar is just putty in Carlos's hands getting manhandled onto his hands and knees <3

Carlos loves seeing the back tattoo as he is fucking Oscar. He might be sharing his partners but he is possessive as fuck and part of him preens that he claimed Osc as his far before the others did, even before Max.

Pls Carlos pulling out to cum over the tattoo and if Oscar wasn't still out of his mind from his orgasm he would have snorted and teased Carlos about it sksk. Oscar likes the thought of being claimed tho👀

Also just lazy days or post-sex cuddles where Carlos just kisses over the lines and traces them and ofcourse checks if he needs touch ups! Also at some point Oscar asking Calros to tattoo him again? Pls it would be so intense for them now and the other three are ofcourse there too (all on cuck chairs in the corner of the room, not just Charlie, because none of them can be trusted to be normal about this and not interrupt the tattooing sksksk)

[bwoahtastic]

Charles overestimating landos French because he also tells people he learned some Italian…and some Spanish, and some dutch. And he is basically fluent in all of those languages. He’s just super talented with languages but doesn’t really realise that. When they’re alone he talks to max and Carlos in their native language and they love it

Aahhh secret genius!! Charles speaking so many languages and he doesnt deem himself fluent because he has a cute lil accent in all of them. So when lando says he speaks some French, he assumes its like.that too!!

Charles being so shy when Max tells him how smart he is speaking so many languages and the others chime in saying how impressed they are too!!

(Charles not being used to being complimented based on his brain, usually its all about how pretty he is and it means so much that they say he is smart!!)

[bwoahtastic]

Also the sex text chain! Charles and Lando definitely start it… the sex group chat is specifically seperate from their regular group chat because it starts out with Charles and Lando “showing proof” of their exploits (read: naked photos usually involving cum) but it very quickly evolves into cute goofy photos. Sure sometimes their still dirty, Charles and Lando started it to try and tease max and Oscar but it’s usually just a photos of what ever configuration just had sex looking like dorks doing a thumbs up to the camera. When Lando’s home alone (unable to go on a trip because of work or something) he sends a photo of just himself smiling at the camera with a message “just jerked off”

PLS I LOVE THEM

Its TOTALLY lando and charles who start it! And sure they send some truly dirty pictures sometimes to try and tease Oscar and Max, but then realise the dorky selfies almost work better? Makes their boys want to cuddle up with them aksks

It becomes tradition then to send a selfie after sex in any of the configurations and even if its the 4 of then sometimes they take a photo to remember skks

Lando sending a selfie after he just jerked off lmaooo ksksks he totally would!!

[bwoahtastic]

Tattoo shop my beloved (one day I'll write you) with some sad Max and Charlie thoughts:

As much as Max wants to be a good friend and be happy that Oscar has Lando, he is fucking sad about it too. Maybe he walks in on them making out on the sofa at some point and its just shatters his little heart that still believed Oscar maybe wants him too.

Maybe he runs to Carlos? They haven't talked as much as they used to and Carlos is surprised to see Max but holds him instsntly when Max just starts sobbing (Carlos just going "what did he do, Max?" Cos he knows it must be about oscar). Maybe carlos suggests Max starts dating to get over those feelings for Oscar or at least deal with them and well, Max supposes the pretty guy that comes for.failed appointments twice a week might not say no to a date.

Charles absolutely BEAMS at him when Max asks him out tho and Max feels a little guilty, but is determined to make it a nice date and it is!! Charles is very witty and a little chaotic which is amusing but also a little shy and so gentle, not minding when Max is a little awkward in conversation. Max falls for Charles, hard, because its what he does and he just adores his baby okay! But he does feel guilty that he only went out with charles as a distraction initially and that those feelings for Osc never quite went away.

Max coming clean about it one day and Charles just looks at him with big sad eyes but tells him he knew Max likes Oscar, he had eyes and great people skills for the most part. And yeah, it made him sad when he realisd he was a distraction to Max, but also realises he is more than that now! Pls Max holding Charles so close murmuring 'I love you' for the first time and Charles just grins and snuggles close.

But he does make Max talk about Oscar to him more, to make sense of the feelings and Charlie very much encourages Max to see if Oscar would he interested in poly!

[bwoahtastic]

Okay but an Alpha living alone in an apartment and he enjoys cooking a lot and is making himseof a pretty intricate dinner one night when there is a timid knock on the door.

Th3 alpha opening the door and a very pregnant Omega is standing there with a little plate, muttering that he is the Alpha's neighbour and could smell the cooking and it gave him such an intense craving for what the alpha was cooking and he shyly asks to taste a little bit🥺🥺

Turns out the omega is all alone and gonna be a single momma and the Alpha starts making at least 2 portions for each meal he makes cos the omega shows up quite often, and if he doesnt the Alpha will knock and give him food or leave it at the door for him🥺🥺

[bwoahtastic]

Also tattoo shop and Lando telling Charles he learned some French in pastry school which charles understands as 'lando is fluent in French omg!' And now there is often moments where charles rambles in French to lando and lando just goes "éclair" because he only knows pastry related words

[bwoahtastic]

Carlos’s favourite way to fuck Oscar in the tattoo au is absolutely doggy style. Sure part of it is he like being a little extra rough with Osc, even years into their relationship they still have a rivalry going and they both enjoy the game of it. But the main reason is because he loves to look at the big tattoo across Oscar’s back that marked him as Carlos’s before either of them could have ever known how they’d end up. He’s remarkably possessive for a man with 4 partners. He loves to pull out at the last possible moment and cum across Oscar’s back, or when he collapses down onto the mattress in exhaustion to so Carlos can press kisses down the design.

KKsksksksjs SCREAMING

Oscar and Carlos are definitely a little more rough together than any other combination of the 5 of them, but they both love it! There is still that tiny bit of tension (mostly serial tension by now) and Oscar is just putty in Carlos's hands getting manhandled onto his hands and knees <3

Carlos loves seeing the back tattoo as he is fucking Oscar. He might be sharing his partners but he is possessive as fuck and part of him preens that he claimed Osc as his far before the others did, even before Max.

Pls Carlos pulling out to cum over the tattoo and if Oscar wasn't still out of his mind from his orgasm he would have snorted and teased Carlos about it sksk. Oscar likes the thought of being claimed tho👀

Also just lazy days or post-sex cuddles where Carlos just kisses over the lines and traces them and ofcourse checks if he needs touch ups! Also at some point Oscar asking Calros to tattoo him again? Pls it would be so intense for them now and the other three are ofcourse there too (all on cuck chairs in the corner of the room, not just Charlie, because none of them can be trusted to be normal about this and not interrupt the tattooing sksksk)

[bwoahtastic]

Tattoo shop my beloved (one day I'll write you) with some sad Max and Charlie thoughts:

As much as Max wants to be a good friend and be happy that Oscar has Lando, he is fucking sad about it too. Maybe he walks in on them making out on the sofa at some point and its just shatters his little heart that still believed Oscar maybe wants him too.

Maybe he runs to Carlos? They haven't talked as much as they used to and Carlos is surprised to see Max but holds him instsntly when Max just starts sobbing (Carlos just going "what did he do, Max?" Cos he knows it must be about oscar). Maybe carlos suggests Max starts dating to get over those feelings for Oscar or at least deal with them and well, Max supposes the pretty guy that comes for.failed appointments twice a week might not say no to a date.

Charles absolutely BEAMS at him when Max asks him out tho and Max feels a little guilty, but is determined to make it a nice date and it is!! Charles is very witty and a little chaotic which is amusing but also a little shy and so gentle, not minding when Max is a little awkward in conversation. Max falls for Charles, hard, because its what he does and he just adores his baby okay! But he does feel guilty that he only went out with charles as a distraction initially and that those feelings for Osc never quite went away.

Max coming clean about it one day and Charles just looks at him with big sad eyes but tells him he knew Max likes Oscar, he had eyes and great people skills for the most part. And yeah, it made him sad when he realisd he was a distraction to Max, but also realises he is more than that now! Pls Max holding Charles so close murmuring 'I love you' for the first time and Charles just grins and snuggles close.

But he does make Max talk about Oscar to him more, to make sense of the feelings and Charlie very much encourages Max to see if Oscar would he interested in poly!

[bwoahtastic]

[bwoahtastic]

Also requests for some drabble ideas are also welcome 👀