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Modern Halt O’Carrick “doesn’t play video games” but is in fact 1644 levels deep in a candy crush knock off

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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not only is it pride month, but it is also mens mental health awareness month

take the time to check in with the trans men, nonbinary men, intersex men, queer men, disabled men, and men of color that you know

let them know that you support them

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not only is it pride month, but it is also mens mental health awareness month

take the time to check in with the trans men, nonbinary men, intersex men, queer men, disabled men, and men of color that you know

let them know that you support them

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My mum, a czech woman in her 60's who speaks very little english, with basically no posts on her Twitter account, has just blocked Elon Musk on for the third time, because for some reason, he keeps following her.

I guess he's really into strawberries from our back yard or something.

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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Crowley keeps track of the birthdays of each member of the Corps and always anonymously sends them a little surprise package or letter with his own poem or song, because he knows that once you become ranger, your life can become lonely except for Gatherings. Each ranger figures out who's the sender sooner or later.

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I've been rereading the lost stories and wanted to take a moment to appriciate Jenny. First of all, she single-handedly defeated three bandits, and secondly....

Gilan: well at least we're not dea-

Jenny: THEY DESTROYED MY APPLE PIE D:<

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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I need to see something where Halt and Crowley have to go overseas for some reason, and this is the first time Crowley finds out Halt gets seasick, and Crowley is an absolute MENACE and such a little shit. Like, he's teasing him so much throughout until it finally hits him that it's actually serious, and Halts ran out of creative death threats and then eventually Crowley actually starts to care and tries to help him feel better.

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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hate when youtubers change the title and thumbnail on an existing video to drive new engagement. this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.

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Boob light

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tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

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mildly funny when someone gets divorced out of your family and your relationship status becomes like. ex-uncle. ex-stepsibling. yeah we shared holiday dinners for years and now you're just some guy to me. c'est la vie.

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dude stop telling me to count dracula I only ever see the one

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tumblr lesson 1 don't discourage a post from getting notes or it will only get more notes because people are evil on this site and do the opposite of what you tell them