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”to us!!”
*he smiled back*
Allies with Solar Panel probably wouldn’t last. It’ll buy me enough time to get the actual important people out of here. Beside, it’ll be funny to watch this go up in flames. He’s fun to be around anyways!!
once this is over I can bring everything i know to the public, and see how both sides go down. this’ll be fun,
«Evil Simon, my friend.» Solar smiles, sitting on the stool beside Simon in the bar. He has a fairly large duffle bag with him.
«It’s good to see you. Now, I believe we made a deal, yes?» Solar places the bag on the floor between them, where bottles can be heard clinking around.
*he scurried towards the bag, checking it.* oh my god…
THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU.
oohhh, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW… like- oh he committed some stuff while being president!!! also i cannnn try to uncover some of the blurrrrrry memories!! THIS IS GREAT YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!
*he was SHAKING with excitement, and kinda looked like this:*
#end post?#<-#yea now tehe#evilsimon#solar panel will wood#will woods solar panel#will war#will war 2#microwave reheated remains of war#microwave reheated bits of war#will war reheated microwave remains#Antifolicalism#Antifolicalist Party#liminal will wood
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”if you could though, that’d be OP. just modifying yourself .”
”me? smart? nahhh. wrong guy. but, thanks anyways. red moon seemed pretty serious. so, thought it’s be bad if you forgot about it”
“I mean, yeah! You’re cool, I’d be fine with a hangout.”
“if you covered a tab of mine you’d go bankrupt.”
“so ill take that offer!! can we have a toast! to uh, being smart… and—“
*he paused and had no ideas.* ”and the thing you mentioned earlier!”
«Evil Simon, my friend.» Solar smiles, sitting on the stool beside Simon in the bar. He has a fairly large duffle bag with him.
«It’s good to see you. Now, I believe we made a deal, yes?» Solar places the bag on the floor between them, where bottles can be heard clinking around.
*he scurried towards the bag, checking it.* oh my god…
THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU.
oohhh, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW… like- oh he committed some stuff while being president!!! also i cannnn try to uncover some of the blurrrrrry memories!! THIS IS GREAT YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!
*he was SHAKING with excitement, and kinda looked like this:*
#solar kicking his feet and giggling rn#<-#HELPPPPPPP 💀💀💀#both of them are gigglign and like in the anime chibi style /j#evilsimon#solar panel will wood#will woods solar panel#will war#will war 2#microwave reheated remains of war#will war microwave bits#will war reheated microwave remains#will war 2 reheated microwave bits#antifolicalism#Antifolicalist party
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“Yep! Maybe you can modify your own solar pannel! That’d be reaaallly bad.”
“it’s nothinng! Great to have you as a friend .”
“It’s mutual, the helping party things. I’m sure that you won’t target evil ball at all! Right?”
“damn bro you didnt have to call ms out like that. but probably good to know. might need those too. just kidding.”
“unless i drink too muchhhhh.”
*he zoned out for a second.* ”Nah.”
“some important things are happening so you better not forget! smart.”
«Evil Simon, my friend.» Solar smiles, sitting on the stool beside Simon in the bar. He has a fairly large duffle bag with him.
«It’s good to see you. Now, I believe we made a deal, yes?» Solar places the bag on the floor between them, where bottles can be heard clinking around.
*he scurried towards the bag, checking it.* oh my god…
THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU.
oohhh, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW… like- oh he committed some stuff while being president!!! also i cannnn try to uncover some of the blurrrrrry memories!! THIS IS GREAT YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!
*he was SHAKING with excitement, and kinda looked like this:*
#evilsimon#will woods solar panel#solar panel will wood#will war#will war 2#microwave reheated remains of war#will war microwave bits#will war reheated microwave remains#will war 2 reheated microwave bits#antifolicalism#Antifolicalist party
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”alright… does sound a bit risky. Ideas are ideas though right!”
“that’d be cool bur. i dont know how the fuck my anatomy works since I have like. 2 organs or something, so. i think im sustainable. something about that sounds uh…”
*they grimaced.* ”how did you feel about the red moon.”
“plus seems very uh. ehhhhhhh. to try to have a copy of one person with the same traits a ton.”
“one weakness and boooom.”
“Plus thats just iffy on general morally. Smart for yhe short term though.”
“Tics are a smart weapon. [murmurring] maybe the prosthetics and missing skin will actually come in handy.”
“So, those are just incase you meet somebody who’d need it, right.”
“…i’ll wair a second. I use my hair as like, a pocket sometimes. Has a lot of valuables in it.”
*he looked st your notebook.*
“heeeyyyy what’chu writing?”
«Evil Simon, my friend.» Solar smiles, sitting on the stool beside Simon in the bar. He has a fairly large duffle bag with him.
«It’s good to see you. Now, I believe we made a deal, yes?» Solar places the bag on the floor between them, where bottles can be heard clinking around.
*he scurried towards the bag, checking it.* oh my god…
THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU.
oohhh, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW… like- oh he committed some stuff while being president!!! also i cannnn try to uncover some of the blurrrrrry memories!! THIS IS GREAT YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!
*he was SHAKING with excitement, and kinda looked like this:*
#evilsimon#will woods solar panel#solar panel will wood#will war#will war 2#microwave reheated remains of war#will war microwave bits#will war reheated microwave remains#will war 2 reheated microwave bits#antifolicalism#Antifolicalist party
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"Uhhh. You better not use those on me. I have a shit ton of prostetics and i dont have a stomach.
Technically i only have liver."
*Bro smiled at you.*
"If you want, I always mail shit rob CANT share to the white house, I could add one of those guys to a letter."
"Soooo, what you're saying is that that'll remove your hair. how do you get the disease?"
"How many are there?"
*He mixed some everclear and OJ*
«Evil Simon, my friend.» Solar smiles, sitting on the stool beside Simon in the bar. He has a fairly large duffle bag with him.
«It’s good to see you. Now, I believe we made a deal, yes?» Solar places the bag on the floor between them, where bottles can be heard clinking around.
*he scurried towards the bag, checking it.* oh my god…
THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU.
oohhh, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW… like- oh he committed some stuff while being president!!! also i cannnn try to uncover some of the blurrrrrry memories!! THIS IS GREAT YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!
*he was SHAKING with excitement, and kinda looked like this:*
#evilsimon#solar panel will wood#will woods solar panel#will war#will war 2#microwave reheated remains of war#will war microwave bits#will war reheated microwave remains#will war 2 reheated microwave bits#Antifolicalism#Antifolicalist Party
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“fraud seems like the only option doesnt it? otherwise paper would have won!!”
“that’s a pretty interesting political idea… you have a pretty weird reputation already, liminal definitely wouldnt help man.”
*he thought for a second.* ”yeah. its possible. maybe you guys can talk or something?? Both are on the side of bald… and hate YYFP.”
“keeping it secret could be nice… buuut. blackmail exists. what if rob or paper found out. couls help you out power-wise. especially if you get along. you guys could like have a tea partyor whatever you guys usually do.”
“worth a shot i guess?? helps get rid of competition.”
“maaan i really want evil ball to get back… it’d make this a lot funnier.”
«Evil Simon, my friend.» Solar smiles, sitting on the stool beside Simon in the bar. He has a fairly large duffle bag with him.
«It’s good to see you. Now, I believe we made a deal, yes?» Solar places the bag on the floor between them, where bottles can be heard clinking around.
*he scurried towards the bag, checking it.* oh my god…
THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU.
oohhh, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW… like- oh he committed some stuff while being president!!! also i cannnn try to uncover some of the blurrrrrry memories!! THIS IS GREAT YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!
*he was SHAKING with excitement, and kinda looked like this:*
#evilsimon#solar panel will wood#will woods solar panel#will war#will war 2#microwave reheated remains of war#will war microwave bits#will war reheated microwave remains#will war 2 reheated microwave bits#liminal will wood#Antifolicalism#Antifolicalist Party
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”it’s a bit specific but.”
“i remember when he actually planned to go to the willworld.”
“He didn’t leave me behind, he actually promised to keep me updated.”
“He said some weird thing about everyone being stupid and wrong and that he’d show them.”
“He heard about Hawley Will Wood and wanted to help him.”
“he honestly agreed with hats the most, but in the end sort of wanted to see it burn.”
“This was everything the entire time until Liminals stuff at the banquet.”
“after that he said some weird ‘i dont get how i could ever do this why did YOU make me do this stella?’”
“he was just trying to blame me for this?”
“Brows is the only reason he really cared about the bald honestly.”
“might not matter much but he honestly doesn’t care about the YYFPP causes to my knowledge. only liminal losing. but hey, i cant even directly quote what he said!”
“I have something really cool too! I looked around, and I have a question. how did he win president so easily without any advertisements.”
«Evil Simon, my friend.» Solar smiles, sitting on the stool beside Simon in the bar. He has a fairly large duffle bag with him.
«It’s good to see you. Now, I believe we made a deal, yes?» Solar places the bag on the floor between them, where bottles can be heard clinking around.
*he scurried towards the bag, checking it.* oh my god…
THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU.
oohhh, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW… like- oh he committed some stuff while being president!!! also i cannnn try to uncover some of the blurrrrrry memories!! THIS IS GREAT YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!
*he was SHAKING with excitement, and kinda looked like this:*
#omg sorry for a late response#<-#ITS GOOD I DID TOO-#evilsimon#solar panel will wood#will woods solar panel#will war#will war 2#microwave reheated remains of war#will war microwave bits#will war reheated microwave remains#will woodlings era 3
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(like a nerd is insane)
“welllllll. what? you’re against him too. with how anxious he is I doubt he’ll side with you if you reveal the blackmail. and how much power will you get if you can blackmail him like I can. you see how much he’s done for me.”
“you can destroy the YYFPP. Or ruin his reputation. you could do a lot. and my reputation is already shit too. what would you get from exposing me, beside you getting revealed for asking for this meeting.”
“i think its pretty good mutually!”
*he smiled at you.
«Evil Simon, my friend.» Solar smiles, sitting on the stool beside Simon in the bar. He has a fairly large duffle bag with him.
«It’s good to see you. Now, I believe we made a deal, yes?» Solar places the bag on the floor between them, where bottles can be heard clinking around.
*he scurried towards the bag, checking it.* oh my god…
THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU.
oohhh, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW… like- oh he committed some stuff while being president!!! also i cannnn try to uncover some of the blurrrrrry memories!! THIS IS GREAT YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!
*he was SHAKING with excitement, and kinda looked like this:*
#evilsimon#solar panel will wood#will woods solar panel#will war#will war 2#microwave reheated remains of war#will war microwave bits#will war reheated microwave remains#will woodlings era 3
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”lets gooooo.”
“well, if he actually HIRED anyone to keep track of tbe government funding, they’d realize a lot is missing. For seemingly NO reason!!!”
“except that he’s giving it to me :3.”
“to fund my alcohol addiction.”
“and also my house too.”
“that’s why he just has to NOTE a lot of stuff instead of actually doing stuff!!”
«Evil Simon, my friend.» Solar smiles, sitting on the stool beside Simon in the bar. He has a fairly large duffle bag with him.
«It’s good to see you. Now, I believe we made a deal, yes?» Solar places the bag on the floor between them, where bottles can be heard clinking around.
*he scurried towards the bag, checking it.* oh my god…
THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU.
oohhh, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW… like- oh he committed some stuff while being president!!! also i cannnn try to uncover some of the blurrrrrry memories!! THIS IS GREAT YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!
*he was SHAKING with excitement, and kinda looked like this:*
#evilsimon#solar panel will wood#will woods solar panel#will war#will war 2#microwave reheated remains of war#will war microwave bits#will war reheated microwave remains#will woodlings era 3
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*once he calmed down (well at least calmed down enough to focus.) he sat down.* ”Good taste you have there!”
*He put the bag in his lap.*
“so, stuff to say…”
“hey; what’s the chance paper is seeing this..? i think it was them who commented on something i said to you once… this is all like, anomymous right?”
«Evil Simon, my friend.» Solar smiles, sitting on the stool beside Simon in the bar. He has a fairly large duffle bag with him.
«It’s good to see you. Now, I believe we made a deal, yes?» Solar places the bag on the floor between them, where bottles can be heard clinking around.
*he scurried towards the bag, checking it.* oh my god…
THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU.
oohhh, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW… like- oh he committed some stuff while being president!!! also i cannnn try to uncover some of the blurrrrrry memories!! THIS IS GREAT YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!
*he was SHAKING with excitement, and kinda looked like this:*
#evilsimon#will war#will war 2#microwave reheated remains of war#solar panel will wood#will war microwave bits#will war reheated microwave remains#will woods solar panel#will woodlings era 3#guess who fell asleep#tw alcohol
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«Evil Simon, my friend.» Solar smiles, sitting on the stool beside Simon in the bar. He has a fairly large duffle bag with him.
«It’s good to see you. Now, I believe we made a deal, yes?» Solar places the bag on the floor between them, where bottles can be heard clinking around.
*he scurried towards the bag, checking it.* oh my god…
THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUU.
oohhh, OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW… like- oh he committed some stuff while being president!!! also i cannnn try to uncover some of the blurrrrrry memories!! THIS IS GREAT YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!
*he was SHAKING with excitement, and kinda looked like this:*
#evilsimon#will war#will war 2#microwave reheated remains of war#solar panel will wood#will war microwave bits#will war reheated microwave remains#will woodlings era 3
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oooohhhh, double the price would be nice. yeah we can meet up, and thank youu. Ans trust me i know how unsuitable he is
«Hello, my dear Evil Simon. May we conduct our meeting now whilst I am available? I would love to hear the information you have on Rob.»
-Solar
FIIIINALLLY… ok, soooo.
you paid me already rightt.
alcohol. :3
but anyways yeah. i have a lot i can say about him if you give me some alcohol.
The meeting now would work.
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evil ball in will wood war lore is crazy
it was an accident but I thought it would be funny
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well.
he left his entire family to die as a kid for one! The tally cities weren’t doing good, and he left his family behind when he was their main money maker, for the good and evil city!!!
also here at the g&e city, we have a strict rule on keeping the lights off, or else yk. we’ll die. sometimes he went around turning on lights in bars, which always took us to some, incredible places too! when we were both kids, he’s the one who got me drinking too! yeah… sure I was 9. but probably the best thing he’s ever done.
he was really fun to be around. always listened to me… and also knew how to craft a molotov really well! plus, before evil ball. he’d always be the one helping cause chaos with me. he’d always dip out when i was sober or feeling bad though… annoying bitch…
he also could have destroyed good and evil city! then framed me for it! at least thats how i met evil ball. had to get out of there. i kinda forget why he left. he either killed a guy who was important, or wanted to lead the will world. i wonder why he changed!
sometimes i got like… blackout drunk, so i got a lot of fuzzy memories. i wouldnt be surprised if he hurt a few hundred people and killed a few dozens… it’d be an accident, buuuut. Accident or not. Blackmail is blackmail. AM I RIGHT!
he used to be bald too. Apparently was so mad at the balds that he grew it out. i wonder why! hey, he always got me some alcohol though. and… shit, theres more but it gets fuzzy at the specifics… whoopsss.
Arsonist apparently. Also he never went to school. So, how is he president…
theres more but. i dont know if you’d be interested in it… and maybe ill remember more with some more alcohol… hmmmmmmmm. What a SHAME… maybe write down another I O U and give it to me and then i can say more. maybe we can talk to rob together!!
«Hello, my dear Evil Simon. May we conduct our meeting now whilst I am available? I would love to hear the information you have on Rob.»
-Solar
FIIIINALLLY… ok, soooo.
you paid me already rightt.
alcohol. :3
but anyways yeah. i have a lot i can say about him if you give me some alcohol.
The meeting now would work.
#will war 2#solar panel will wood#will woodlings era 3#will woods solar panel#will war#will war reheated microwave remains#microwave reheated remains of war#will war microwave bits#evilsimon
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alright bet. A shit ton of bud lights ir a few bottles of 95% everclear mixxef with some orange juice.
if you have that written down, hand it to me. ask me ANYTHING and ill tell you. Rob was an interesting fella.
«Hello, my dear Evil Simon. May we conduct our meeting now whilst I am available? I would love to hear the information you have on Rob.»
-Solar
FIIIINALLLY… ok, soooo.
you paid me already rightt.
alcohol. :3
but anyways yeah. i have a lot i can say about him if you give me some alcohol.
The meeting now would work.
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«Hello, my dear Evil Simon. May we conduct our meeting now whilst I am available? I would love to hear the information you have on Rob.»
-Solar
FIIIINALLLY… ok, soooo.
you paid me already rightt.
alcohol. :3
but anyways yeah. i have a lot i can say about him if you give me some alcohol.
The meeting now would work.
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𝓞𝓱 𝓖𝓸𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓳𝓸𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓶
(𝓐𝓷𝓸𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓿𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭)
whaat. join whooo. :3
who do you think imm joining…
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